Warning: Yaoi, I say.
Case: It has been over a year since I updated with a fresh SasuNaru story. Here you go, guys! :)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Title: Love-Hate Relationship
Chapter: One shot.
Rating: K+
"Love-Hate Relationship"
"Sasuke."
"Yes, moron?"
"Do you think orange looks good on me?"
Pause. "When did any color look good on you?"
"What?"
"..."
"Asshole Sasuke, you are just jealous because not everyone can pull off the orange color perfectly."
"Because everyone is decent-looking, that's why?"
"Hey! Are you implying I look indecent?"
"Didn't come from me."
"You bastard!"
"Hn."
"Sasuke."
"What, stupid?"
"Do you think my tan makes me look sexier?"
Pause. "When did you become sexy in the first place?"
"Eh? I am!"
"Lie."
"Sasuke, you bastard, you are just insecure!"
"If you are someone to be insecure of, I'd rather die."
"You jerk!"
"Hn."
"Sasuke?"
"Yeah, idiot?"
"I think you should cut your hair."
Pause. "I think you should cut your tongue."
"What? Your hair looks like duck-ass."
"Your face looks like an ass."
"Stop putting it on me, jerk!"
"Ass-face."
"Well, I really think your hair is gay."
"Ass-face."
"Augh! Asshole!"
"Hn."
"Sasuke?"
"Ahhuh, noob?"
"Have you ever considered getting married?"
Pause. "Have you ever considered getting a brain?"
"Sasuke, you stupid!"
"Stop barging into my private life."
"Well, I was just wondering if you might want to get laid or something… You know…"
"None of your business."
"Why are you so touchy, bastard?"
"I just don't want commitments."
"Why not?"
"Don't be snooty."
"Why you—!"
"Hn."
"Sasuke?"
"Yes, butthead?"
"Have you ever thought of going blonde?"
Pause. "Have you ever thought of buying a brain?"
"What the hell?"
"If I will look as ugly as you are in blonde, I'd rather go bald."
"Hey! Stop insulting my hair!"
"I did not."
"You just did!"
"Nope, stupid. You did. You implied."
"What, you are twisting my words again—"
"Hn."
"Sasuke?"
"Yes, idiot?"
"Why are you so weird?"
Pause. "Why are you so stupid?"
"I am not, stupid Sasuke!"
"Hn."
"Well, I am not!"
"Okay."
"You… You kissed me last night."
"So?"
"I thought you didn't want commitments."
"I didn't say with you, did I?"
"Well… No, but…"
"That answers everything."
"Why me?"
"Are you that stupid?"
"Stop starting that!"
"Hn."
"Well?"
"Because I love you, moron."
"Oh. I love you, too, bastard."
xxxENDExxx
Case: Just wanted to let this out. :) R&R? :)
