Such irony.............

"no you cant get a johnny the homicidal maniac comic. Its evil and bad. EVIL AND

BAD!" sarahs mom said, "but mom its not bad!!! It isn't." she retorted. Her mom kept

saying no. so when sarah went to hot topic, she bought the directors cut anyway....

naughty naughty youll get caughty sarah! Do you want to dissapoint your mother? "I

don't care, AND WHO ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU TALKING FROM?" sarah

says. Its ok sarah, im the narrator. *sarah looks around while she holds the comic* so

sarah bought the comic and went home, she put it in her purse so her mom couldn't see.

She went up to her room and pulled it out. "hmm, I should hide this." She thought. So she

put it in a dofferent bag and stapled it shut. Then put that bag in another bag and hid it

behind a duffel bag in her closet. "that should be enough" she said. Then her mom came

upstairs and said to her, " sarah, im gonna look in your closet. K?" so sarah quickly

grabbed the comic and hid it under the mattress. How did her mom know? After her mom

left she took it out and put the bag in a box. She then locked the box and taped it shut

also. Then she put the box in a bag and stapled that shut. "hA! Shell never find it" sarah

said. The next day after she came home from school, her mom was looking at the comic!

*hey what's up with this? She cant read it but her mom can?discrimination!* "I found

this in a bag in a box in another bag that was taped shut. I told you not to get it. Ill just

have to confinscate this." Her mom said as she walked upstairs looking very sunk into the

comic book . and laughed at the funnyness that is JtHM. "what the- " sarah began to say,

she then scratched her head. See sarah, you got the comic, but your mom read it instead.



**&#@! Wasn't that ironic? Anyway. Tune in next time for when bobby gets a Fillerbunny comic. **disclaimer- I don't own JtHM or Hot Topic, if I owned JtHM I wouldn't be here. And if I owned Hot Topic, id be rich and give you all free stuff. BYE** !@#&**