This is a MLP and Human based fanfic featuring mostly OC's done by myself, but along with some of the original Characters. Rated M for: Gore, Language, Violence, Sexuality (later on), Kinky shit (I'm lookin' at you cloppers!), Dark Comedy, Humor, Adventure, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, and Romance

Disclaimer: I don't in any way own MLP:FIM, if I did there'd be some changes... (Evil laugh out of no where)

Description: Bartholomew is just a normal guy, not! He's a nerd who has little to no life and loves to play games and sword fight. One day he and some of his friends were in the middle of a game when suddenly they were all teleported to a barren wasteland somewhere in Equestria. When they all come to the same conclusion that they are no longer in the same world they used to be they decide to go looking for signs of civilization. But none of them know what is in store for them.

Characters

Bartholomew, age 22: Brave, Proud, Pragmatic, Loyal, Friendly, Understanding, and Random. He is the unofficial leader of this band of heroes and is unaware of his new title until later in the series. He is a good swordsman and is a well versed in tactics. He is also the Boyfriend of Diana.

Diana, age 21: Kiss up, coward, Loyal, Mildly Insane, controlling, and also Random. She is one of the best "snipers" in the group and is a very talented singer, yet she is shy and a coward when it comes to big crowds and large enemies. Diana is also one to always want what more than she has and will do whatever to get her way. She later becomes the anti-hero and will try to overwhelm Bartholomew much later on. She is Bartholomew's Girlfriend and closest confidant.

Chris, age 19: Loyal, Funny, Dark, Hyper, Serious, Deep. Chris is a guy that knows how to relieve tension by just uttering a few words, though some of his humor is dark and can be quite scary at times, it is also very deep and can cause a long pause of thought by those that hear him speak. When in a fight he is the most hyper mofo you will ever meet, he once took on Fifty guys by himself and came out with not even a scratch on him. He is very close to Emily, Barth's Sister, and holds Barth himself in high esteem. He will do anything to protect the two people he cares for, no matter what. His choice of weapons is a set of -+*short swords that double as daggers.

Able, age 16: Calm, Pragmatic, Sarcastic at times, Easily Forgives, Hard to Anger. Chris has a high opinion of Barth and how he handles things. When Able and his brother Cain are together they are unstoppable, they have taken on the hyperactive Chris and won, but just by the skin of their teeth. Able is an exemplary good shields man and is excellent at javelin tosses, and was only ever beat once by his older brother. He is also the youngest out of the group with Emily being a few months older than he.

Cain age 17: Angers Easily, Soft Spoken, Forgiving, but not Always, Ultra Smart yet has difficulties with people. Cain and Able are best of friends given that they are brothers, they have spent only a hand full of hours out of each other's sight and even then, they aren't away from each other for long. Cain is the groups' conscience on most things but at others he is its outlet, letting them give him their anger so he can "Express it more Fully" to the offending party. Cain is also one of the Best polearm fighters in his league, he has won the championship over half a dozen times.

Emily, age 16: Overly Loyal, Tortured, Caring, Understanding, Unshakeable, Pragmatic, A little Insane. When she was young, she was kidnaped by a group of people trying to ransom her for millions of dollars, but when her brother and Chris showed up everything changed. They tried saving her but they were captured after an hour of fighting, they were beaten in front of her and then they proceeded to rape and molest her in front of the two boys. In the middle of this, the boys grew so angry they broke their bonds and massacred every living being in the place except Emily. When it was all over they were covered in blood and gore, the whole experience destroyed the poor girls mind and made her go into a deep depression, but also causing her to lose her memory of the whole incident. She sometimes gets flashes of it and does not know what it means, but since she has her brother and close friend, they comfort is the only one who can heal others on the battle field since she has first aid knowledge. She has very strong feelings for Chris and is very shy about telling him about them, and because of this Chris is left wondering if his feelings of love are mutual. Her choices of weapons are a set of throwing knives and a long sword.

Stephaney, age 19: Shy Loving, Loyal, and Stylish, strong, hopeful, and fearless. Stephaney is a kindhearted girl that has very few enemies and is very rarely seen on the field of battle. However, when she is, everyone runs for the hills, she is fierce and unrelenting, yet she's not anywhere near as violent as the rest of the guys. When she isn't on the field she is out helping any of the people not fighting by checking wounds and making everyone feel at ease. Stephaney has always been a good friend to everyone but when it comes to James, well let's say she becomes a super self. Her positive traits increase exponentially and her fighting skills become unreal. She has always had a crush on James but is just too afraid of rejection to ask. She also has a very strong sense of fashion and has the most stylized armor ever seen by human eyes, think Daidric but "Light" and not so "Pointy". She uses a heavy-handed mace and a bastard shield that is about as big as a barn door.

James, age 20: Accomplished, Overly Protective, Headstrong-ish, Semi-Impulsive, Loyal to a Fault, Honest, and Shy. James is a fencing prodigy who has had more than his fair share of narrow escapes with death, though with some it would give them a god complex it has done the exact opposite for him. He is grounded and loves the company of others yet is prone to flights of aloofness that get him in some very interesting situations. Being the son of a Legend does make some things harder for him, but not all things are. When he found Stephaney he found someone he could be himself with, protect, and love. However, with his shyness problems he is very hard-pressed to find a way to tell the girl of his dreams that he loves her. Though being a fencing prodigy marks him out as week amongst other fighters that just isn't true, he has a gift with a shield and bastard sword. But when he is with Stephaney they both fight like nothing else. They are a perfect team and have a perfect offence and defense that none have even come close to penetrating.

Joshua, age 48: Distant, Open Minded, Father Figure to everyone, Strong, Happy, Strict, Unrelenting. He is the father of James and is a legend to all that have heard of him. When he was young, he found his true love and had a son whom he loved like none other, but when she died of a car accident that took the feeling in all his extremities, he lost the joy of being with his only son. As his status of Legend implies he is a master of almost all weapons and is unmatched on the field of battle. However, none know that he has been beaten many times and by his own son to boot. Though not having any truly strong area of expertise he is most fluent with the bow and arrow. And being close to his son and in turn his friends does give him a sense of pride that cannot be compared by anything known to man.

Chapter 1

"Keep formation!" Yelled Barth as he and his small task force closed in on an enemy shield wall. "

Sir!" Confirmed the Seven other people with him. To his immediate left was Diana With her sword and shield, then there was Cain and Able with their Sword&Board and polearm Combo. Then to his right was, in order of position, Chris with his daggers, Emily with her Long sword, Stephaney with her Mace and shield and James next to her. James and Stephaney were a little farther from the group so they wouldn't hurt their teammates. "Ok, James, Stephaney hang right and kill their defenses. Cain, Able, and Diana, go left and distract them. Chris, Emily and i will go up the middle and break them." Once Barth finished telling them his plan, they split into the attack formation and charged to their corresponding areas.

As the group of friends headed towards the enemy, they came under archer fire from behind the encroaching enemy shields. As arrows soared towards their targets, the fellows raised their shields and kept up the charge until they were among them. James and Steph' hit the right side with the force of a semi sending many of the opposing people flying to the ground and into their fellow fighters. To try to describe the way James and Steph' fought would be almost impossible, but i will try. James took three guys down with a set of quick jabs that hit each one in the chest, then he flipped his sword around and stabbed behind him and "killed" another, all four falling to the ground now motionless. He then proceeded to focus on five other guys running towards him. Steph' on the other hand was a blur of motion that sent many a foe just flying back in the direction he came but with several good sized bruises and possibly a broken limb or two. Suddenly she came to a stop and looked around and saw that James was about to be stabbed in the back, she flew over and she stabbed the offender ion the back right as he was about to strike, the woman fell to the ground with a grunt of indignation.

"Teach you to sneak up on someone..." Steph' chided happily. James Flipped around at the sound of her voice and gave her a sheepish smile.

"Thanks, Steph'." he said awkwardly, he was losing his touch if he was going to start letting people sneak up on him that easily. After they had an awkward second or two they went back to "killing" everyone.

On the other side of the "Phalanx" Cain, Able, and Emily were busy fighting off around ten other shields man. Cain would fly out with a heavy-handed shot to one or two of the enemy shields before sliding back behind his two shields man, then when the opposing shields man would strike at him Diana and Able would either limb or kill them with deifying strikes.

"Well this was unexpected, but i can't complain too much!" Cain shouted over the thrall of clashing armor.

"Why do you say that?!" Able shrieked as he nearly lost his head, ducking and stabbing the offender in the gut.

"Well we are out numbered and out shielded." Cain replied as he destroyed another shield, it flying to pieces.

"Well yeah, when aren't we when we do this kind of thing!?" Able retorted as he took out another pair of fighters with an overhead strike and follow through.

"This is not the time for this conversation!" Bellowed a pissed Diana as she blocked an incoming strike with her sword hand, she then turned it into an offensive strike to the woman's face.

"Ok that's it, Echo, Fox. Break!" Diana Yelled ferociously. 'Why can't she act like this when Barth's around?' wondered Cain and Able in their minds.

"Rrraaah!" they both replied and broke off taking most of the remaining fighters out in a primal charge. Cain went left and Able went right, both making a crisscross pattern. Diana went up the middle, since she was fed up with the whole 'we're surrounded and outnumbered' situation she just started beating down every single thing that got in her way.

In the middle were Barth, Chris, and Emily. They were decimating the enemy with their ferocity and unrelenting strikes, each of them had killed around ten enemies each by the time something interesting happened. As Barth was pulling a fighter off Chris he heard a string release and saw an arrow soar past and land in the face of a sword jockey. Barth Flipped around, eyes wide, to find a very welcome and confusing site before him. Joshua was walking towards him putting his bow up and picking up a sword to beat back anyone that got in his way.

"Joshua, what are you doing here?" Asked Barth in a very confused and happy tone.

"Oh, you know, Just stopping by to see my favorite son and his friends!" Joshua said nonchalantly.

"Yeeeaaah, if you say so Dad." James exclaimed as he came running in from behind his father and happily hugging him. Emily and Chris looked on in confusion.

Steph' then walked over and hit James over the head lightly, and said. "You know we still have more guys to "kill", right?"

"Ouch" He cried. "...Yeah" James said reluctantly.

As the six of them waded through the mass of bodies towards their other compatriots, they found an all too familiar and pleasant sight. The six came to a sudden stop to see a giant pile of bodies that had three occupants siting on the top of it.

"So, this is what you three do when I tell you to take the left ... "Bartholomew Said with a laugh and a silent sigh.

"Well, what do you expect to see when you tell the crazy bitch you call your girl-friend and the crazy bro's to take out around thirty (30) enemies?" Diana retorted haughtily while letting out a few laughs. Diana got up and walked down the mound of twitching and groaning bodies with Cain and Abel flanking her on either side. They came to a stop before the small group of fighters.

"So, this is the girl i have heard James say has taken your heart, aye Barth?!" Joshua said Chuckling.

"Um, I-I ..., um yeah..." Barth stuteredly replied. "Well, I'm happy you finally found someone." Joshua happily sighed.

After the quick reunion, they all decided to finish the match. The "kill-team" regrouped and started walking towered a forest not too far ahead of them.

"Isn't that forest off limits Barth?" Asked Joshua.

"Not that I remember, but now that you mention it we should pry be carful if we go in there." Barth said nervously.

"Well, we won't know unless we go in right? I mean it's not like we aren't heavily armed or anything and come on, what's the worst that could happen?" Chris exclaimed hyperly. Everyone shrugged, Barth and Joshua sighed, and everyone just waltzed right in.

As the last of our heroes walked in a bright light could be seen emanating from the forest. Any that could see were terrified of what might happen if they entered the forest, after about nine days of waiting the search parties stopped looking. They had travelled the whole perimeter of the ghastly forest and found no sign of anyone ever leaving, or in fact entering, the god-forsaken forest. When everyone at the main camp heard of the misfortune, they held a ceremony in for the first ever casualty's at an event of this size, honoring their deaths and the losses of the families and friends they left behind.

Equestria Present Day

"Ah, fuck man, what just happened!" Mumbled James as he picked himself off the ground.

"How should I know what just happened, all I remember is us walkin' into the forest and fog closin' in on us!" Chris drunkenly replied. "..."

"What's wrong...?" Chris said raising an eyebrow drunkenly; he was swaying back and forth a little.

"Why do you sound drunk?" asked everyone but Barth and Josh. "... just never mind and go back to sleep Chris..." Barth said, he gave Chris a slightly annoyed stare and just shook his head and laughed. "Whatever you say boss!" Chris said, as he fell back he raised a thumb to say, 'I'm, Ok'. Everyone just laughed at his antics and started looking around.

"So, Josh, do you have any clue where we are?" Barth asked as he looked up to stare at the sky.

"Well, i Can say we aren't on earth anymore..." Replied Emily. She was next to Chris, kind of keeping watch over him, looking out over the "savanna like" landscape in front of them.

"What do ya mean?" Barth sighed and looked in the same direction. What he saw should have been impossible, there was a Giant Lion with a scorpion tail and dragon wings slouching towards them."Guys!" Barth yelled as he shot to his feet. Everyone grabbed their weapons, not noticing the changes, and formed a shield wall to try and defend against such a huge beast.

It Sprang from the fairly tall grass and roared, its breath stank of death, disease, and plague. The group flinched at the smell, but held their ground. The beast started to prowl forward and to their right, heading toward s what it thought was the weakest link. As it got closer to Emily it started to lick its chops, and it somehow looked like it was ... grinning? In a split second it was among them, it swiped with its left paw and batted Emily through the air as if she was a ragdoll. She flew right into Chris and they both fell to the ground, Emily gave off a blood-curdling scream when she felt the shock wear off. She had broken several ribs and both her legs. At the sight of their friend being injured everyone lost all sense of self preservation and started slicing up the monster before them. Little than five minutes later the Lion thing was dead. Everyone came out of the fight wearing new scar inducing injuries and broken limbs.

"What was that Fucking thing!?" Screamed Chris as he struggled to stabilize Emily.

"I don't Fucking know man, and I don't care, we need to get Emily to a doctor and fast!" Barth exclaimed.

"Ok, Chris, you and Diana grab Emily and carry her we are going to get out of this crazy place!" Barth ordered, he didn't like to do this but he was the only one not freaking out and not comforting a loved one.

"Come on follow me!" he yelled as they set off towards a mountain in the distance.

Seven Hours Later

As the Day soon turned to night the traveling band of friends settled down for the night. Emily had finally fallen asleep, after hours of her crying and dealing with her wounds, they had found that she had broken five of her ribs and both of her legs above the knee.

"Damn it!" Grunted Chris as he slammed his fist down on a rock, none of them realized he had cracked the man-sized boulder.

"Calm. Down. Now." Bath said emphasizing the words by lowering his hands.

"Geez..., man I can't Emily is hurt! How can i calm down if she is like that!?" He stated pointing at the body of the girl he loved and cared for.

"Dude, we know how you feel, but we can't do anything right now can we?" Joshua said as he slid down against the 'Rock' Chris had split.

"If we could do more you know we would have." Replied Diana as she fell to her knees out of exhaustion.

After everyone had Talked Chris back into a lighter mood they all drew "straws", more like twigs but hey, who gives a shit?! After everyone drew James found that he and Steph' would be sharing the night watch together and then Barth and Josh would take over. After an hour of watching for predators James walked over to Steph' and gave her a soft slow hug from behind.

"James, what are you doing?" she asked, distraction and relief prominent on her voice.

"Oh not much just coming over and trying to make sure you're ok ..." He said after he realized what he just did. He was sweating bullets and blushing like crazy, he really hoped she couldn't hear his heart beat right now.

"Well, I'm fine, and thanks for the concerned." Steph' replied evenly and without a trace of emotion in her tone. 'Why did he have to pick right now to do this, i mean really we are guarding our friends... and well, fuck me I like this' Stephaney was so scared right then that she thought she may have ruined everything.

"Well, as long as you're alright, I just wanted to make sure..." James whispered as he walked away with a sullen yet happy (I know right, how's that possible, but hey they're in Equestria, So Frack You) look on his face. James went back to guarding the other half of the camp, but he had a feeling in his gut that he may have just made the biggest mistake ever.

Well that's my first chapter hope you like it, I'll be updating soon enough so :D