(A/N this fan fic is my first and is based off of a real im conversation I had. This story is actually one we came up with but I changed it a little and Edward Obssesed if you couldn't get it is Bella And Muscle Man is Emmett, and yes I do realize that Obsessed is spelled wrong!)
EdwardObssesed28(8:39:10PM): just a sec im gonna type a story that the whole class made up in 4th period
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:39:21PM): k
EdwardObsessed28(8:44:11PM): Once upon a time there was a handsome unicorn named Mike. Unfortunately he died. So they buried him in the mud. But he wasn't really dead so he got up. Then he crossed the street and got hit by a car. They did surgery on him and removed his heart. Then he got up and ran away. Then he fell. Then he had a heart attack. Then he met a girl unicorn by the name of Jessica. (That was my Angela's sentence this is mine) then he fell off a cliff. Then Jessica went out with Mike's brother Ben. Mike had landed on a tree and lived. So he jumped down landed on one foot drinking chocolate milk and eating macaroni. Then Ben said sorry bro for stealing your girl. Then Mike stabbed him in the eye with a fork. The End
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:45:34PM): ha ha ha ha ha ha wow!!
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:45:46PM): What happened to Mike?
EdwardObssesed28(8:46:14PM): how is having someone get stabbed in the eye with a fork and falling off a cliff school appropriate
EdwardObssesed28(8:46:16PM): ??
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:46:45PM): ha ha ha
EdwardObssesed28(8:46:48PM): Mike died after he fell into a jar of honey and got attacked by killer bees!
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:46:57PM): J yay
EdwardObssesed28(8:47:47PM): and um my teacher put me and Angela right next to each other not a good Idea plus she fell off the stage 5 or 6 times
EdwardObssesed28(8:48:00PM): brb need a human min
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:48:06PM): :
EdwardObssesed28(8:50:49PM): so yea
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:50:59): have fun?
EdwardObssesed28(8:51:19PM): then we did another one and Mike, Ben and Travis all died
EdwardObssesed28(8:51:25PM): and not really
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:51:35PM): :P
EdwardObssesed28(8:52:14PM): teehee class was so much fun I nearly fell off the stage but then again for me that is normal very normal
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:52:24PM): ha ha ha ha
MUSCLEVAMP530(8:52:30PM): good point
EdwardObssesed28(8:52:32PM): yep
A/N: did you enjoy? Come on people I'm not Edward I can't read your minds R+R PLEASE!! Okay so I'm a little Obsessed with Edward ! Me and my Friends show up in the next chapter YAY it will be very funny and you will get to see how I act! Also in the next few chapters I will be making references to Doctor who and eventually he will show up teehee! I have too many interests but any way this will give you something to anticipate. Luvuls to you all! starts to walk out of room backwards and trips OW! Goodbye to you all! walks very fast out of embarrassment and stumbles
