One starry night Midna was camping out in Faron Woods, toasting marshmellows, and singing to herself. Suddenly ,she saw a vortex open up before her eyes, and a small blue fairy popped out.
"Hey! Listen!" said the small blue fairy.
"You have a lot of nerve to say that! Don't tell me to listen to you, you blue thing!" said Midna
"Hey!" the small fairy said again.
"I challenge thee to a battle!" said Midna. Midna gathered up some elemental stones and unleashed a thunder fury melee attack on Navi. Navi took some damage on one of her wings, but recovered with a life energy potion. Then Navi summoned Tiamat. Midna summoned Thor, and Thor obliterated Tiamat single-handedly with one swift blow from his mighty thunder hammer. Then Navi unleashed a sparkle attack on Midna, but Midna deflected it with psychic blue light. Midna sipped some iced tea, powering herself up for her next move. Navi sipped some 1-up Extra Life energy drink, and tried to use a Dash Attack on Midna. But Midna used teleportation and then proceeded to catapult over Navi using a giant stick that she found in the woods. Navi tried using pixie dust on Midna, but Midna overcame it with a Sexy Wink attack. Then Midna used telekenesis to lift a giant boulder off the ground, and she flattened Navi with it. Navi, using what little strength she had, lifted up the boulder, and threw it at Midna. But Midna used the giant stick she had catapulted with to swing at the rock like a bat hitting a baseball, and the impact of the remnants of the rock hitting Navi sent Navi flying off to a nearbye tree, where she got hit, and fell to the ground, rendered completely unconscious. A kind deku scrub nearbye in the bushes gave her some lemon zinger flavored iced tea however, and she recovered. Then Navi used the final trick up her sleeve, ULTIMAX, a powerful spell that contained the essence of Vaati, the wind mage. Gusty winds began swooping Midna up in an instant. But just as Midna was about to be blown off course, she played a magic recorder, thus reversing the direction of the twister, and it swept up Navi. Then Navi opened up a portal to her realm, and escaped, saying "Listen! You haven't seen the last of me!". The superior almighty Midna had triumphed over the inferior Navi, and she wasn't about to lose the next fight!!!
