[One day, Dart comes to visit Lavitz and the two are looking for something to eat in Lavitz's refrigerator. They open the freezer and come across 3 packages of frozen bagels.]
Dart: " Damn Lavitz, how long have those been in there?"
Lavitz: " I don't know."
Dart: " Ya think they're edible?"
Lavitz: " Maybe."
[Lavitz's attempts to pull out a package of the bagels and utterly fails. Dart helps Lavitz by holding him around the waist and pulling him as Lavitz pulls on the bagels.]
Lavitz: " On 3. 1...2...3! PULL!"
[Dart pulls backward on Lavitz and Lavitz pulls on the bagels in the freezer. The bagels detach from the icy freezer and in the process of pulling Lavitzs hands snap back with the bagels in his grasp, causing Lavitz to hit himself in the head and the back of his head to hit Dart in the head.]
Lavitz & Dart: " Ow!"
[There is a knock on the front door and Lavitz sets the bagels on the counter and goes to open the door.]
Lavitz: " Hey Lloyd, hey Albert."
Albert: " Hey Lavitz, what's up?"
Lavitz: " Me and Dart are trying to find something to eat, wanna help?"
Lloyd: " Yeah!"
[Lavitz brings Lloyd and Albert into the deathtrap called Lavitzs kitchen where Dart is still feeling the effect of colliding with Lavitzs hard head.]
Lavitz: " Hey man, you alright?"
Dart: " Yeah, I'm fine."
Lloyd: " What the hell is that?"
Lavitz: " Bagels."
Albert: " Them don't look like bagels."
Lavitz: " They are."
Lloyd: " Where they been?"
Dart: " In the freezer."
Albert: " How long?"
Lavitz: " I dunno, I can't tell, but they were stuck to the freezer."
Albert: " They can't be edible."
Lavitz: " Wanna see if they are shorty?"
Albert: " HELL NO!"
Lloyd: " They look like hockey pucks."
[The quartet is quiet for a moment and then Lloyds eyes brighten like headlights, he has an idea, chaos can't be far behind.]
Lloyd: [very excited] " Lavitz, you have a pool right?"
Lavitz: " Yeah, but it's frozen, it is winter you idiot."
Lloyd: [still excited] " That's perfect, we can play hockey!"
Dart: " Hockey?"
Lloyd: [jumping up and down] " YES I have a hockey stick and Albert has some golf clubs, we can play 2-on-2!"(picture Albert playing golf)
Albert: " Lloyd is you..."
Dart: [interrupts Lloyd] " Lloyd you little shit, you're a genius!"
albert: " ARE YOU INSANE!"
Dart: [smiling weirdly] " Very possibly so."
Albert: " You are."
Lavitz: " Lloyds got a good idea, I can't play hockey for shit, but who gives a damn, it'll be fun!"
Lloyd: " Thank you , someone agrees with me!"
Dart: " right, it'll be fun, I'm in!"
Albert: [shaking his head] " Oh God help me, I'm in."
Lavitz,Lloyd,and Dart: " YES!"
[Lloyd goes home to get his hockey stick and Albert leaves to get the golf clubs. Dart stays and helps Lavitz get the other 2 packages of bagels out of the freezer. Lloyd and Albert arrive again and they 4 go outside to Lavitzs pool and set down the bagel or 'puck'.]
Lavitz: " OK, does anyone actually know how to play hockey?"
lloyd: " I do!"
Dart: " Elaborate please."
Lloyd: " What?"
Dart: " Tell us how to play dumbass!"
Lloyd: " Oh right."
[Lloyd explains the rules of a hockey game to them. Then comes the time to pick a goalie.]
Albert: " I'll be goalie."
Lloyd: " Okay."
Lavitz: " I vote you Dart."
Dart: " Why me?"
Lavitz: " Um.... cause, you'd be better than me at it."
Dart: " NO!"
Lloyd: " The only way to solve any squabble, flip a coin!"
Lavitz: " I call `Heads'!"
[Lloyd pulls a quarter out if his pocket and flips it in the air, he catches it and flips it onto the top of his hand.]
Lloyd: " Heads."
Dart: " Damn."
[Dart and Albert take their places in what was designated as the goal on either side of the pool and Huma and Lavitz face off in the middle of the pool. Lloyd with a hockey stick and Lavitz with a golf club and the rock solid bagel in front of them. They begin the game. They look extremely stupid, sliding around on the icy pool, falling on their asses every 5 seconds. Lloyd slips and slides across the pool feet first into Albert. They both fall and burst out laughing. Lavitz and Dart decide to join the two and take a running start and slide across the pool as well. Meanwhile the bagel goes flying and flies across the fence next door to Lavitz. The 4 hear a breaking of glass and stop laughing. They hear yelling and flee into Lavitzs house.]
Lloyd: [panting] " Holy shit, what happened?"
Lavitz: [breathing heavily] " I think the bagel broke a window next door."
Albert: " I knew that was a bad idea."
Lavitz, Dart.Lloyd: " SHUT UP!"
Dart: " Damn Lavitz, how long have those been in there?"
Lavitz: " I don't know."
Dart: " Ya think they're edible?"
Lavitz: " Maybe."
[Lavitz's attempts to pull out a package of the bagels and utterly fails. Dart helps Lavitz by holding him around the waist and pulling him as Lavitz pulls on the bagels.]
Lavitz: " On 3. 1...2...3! PULL!"
[Dart pulls backward on Lavitz and Lavitz pulls on the bagels in the freezer. The bagels detach from the icy freezer and in the process of pulling Lavitzs hands snap back with the bagels in his grasp, causing Lavitz to hit himself in the head and the back of his head to hit Dart in the head.]
Lavitz & Dart: " Ow!"
[There is a knock on the front door and Lavitz sets the bagels on the counter and goes to open the door.]
Lavitz: " Hey Lloyd, hey Albert."
Albert: " Hey Lavitz, what's up?"
Lavitz: " Me and Dart are trying to find something to eat, wanna help?"
Lloyd: " Yeah!"
[Lavitz brings Lloyd and Albert into the deathtrap called Lavitzs kitchen where Dart is still feeling the effect of colliding with Lavitzs hard head.]
Lavitz: " Hey man, you alright?"
Dart: " Yeah, I'm fine."
Lloyd: " What the hell is that?"
Lavitz: " Bagels."
Albert: " Them don't look like bagels."
Lavitz: " They are."
Lloyd: " Where they been?"
Dart: " In the freezer."
Albert: " How long?"
Lavitz: " I dunno, I can't tell, but they were stuck to the freezer."
Albert: " They can't be edible."
Lavitz: " Wanna see if they are shorty?"
Albert: " HELL NO!"
Lloyd: " They look like hockey pucks."
[The quartet is quiet for a moment and then Lloyds eyes brighten like headlights, he has an idea, chaos can't be far behind.]
Lloyd: [very excited] " Lavitz, you have a pool right?"
Lavitz: " Yeah, but it's frozen, it is winter you idiot."
Lloyd: [still excited] " That's perfect, we can play hockey!"
Dart: " Hockey?"
Lloyd: [jumping up and down] " YES I have a hockey stick and Albert has some golf clubs, we can play 2-on-2!"(picture Albert playing golf)
Albert: " Lloyd is you..."
Dart: [interrupts Lloyd] " Lloyd you little shit, you're a genius!"
albert: " ARE YOU INSANE!"
Dart: [smiling weirdly] " Very possibly so."
Albert: " You are."
Lavitz: " Lloyds got a good idea, I can't play hockey for shit, but who gives a damn, it'll be fun!"
Lloyd: " Thank you , someone agrees with me!"
Dart: " right, it'll be fun, I'm in!"
Albert: [shaking his head] " Oh God help me, I'm in."
Lavitz,Lloyd,and Dart: " YES!"
[Lloyd goes home to get his hockey stick and Albert leaves to get the golf clubs. Dart stays and helps Lavitz get the other 2 packages of bagels out of the freezer. Lloyd and Albert arrive again and they 4 go outside to Lavitzs pool and set down the bagel or 'puck'.]
Lavitz: " OK, does anyone actually know how to play hockey?"
lloyd: " I do!"
Dart: " Elaborate please."
Lloyd: " What?"
Dart: " Tell us how to play dumbass!"
Lloyd: " Oh right."
[Lloyd explains the rules of a hockey game to them. Then comes the time to pick a goalie.]
Albert: " I'll be goalie."
Lloyd: " Okay."
Lavitz: " I vote you Dart."
Dart: " Why me?"
Lavitz: " Um.... cause, you'd be better than me at it."
Dart: " NO!"
Lloyd: " The only way to solve any squabble, flip a coin!"
Lavitz: " I call `Heads'!"
[Lloyd pulls a quarter out if his pocket and flips it in the air, he catches it and flips it onto the top of his hand.]
Lloyd: " Heads."
Dart: " Damn."
[Dart and Albert take their places in what was designated as the goal on either side of the pool and Huma and Lavitz face off in the middle of the pool. Lloyd with a hockey stick and Lavitz with a golf club and the rock solid bagel in front of them. They begin the game. They look extremely stupid, sliding around on the icy pool, falling on their asses every 5 seconds. Lloyd slips and slides across the pool feet first into Albert. They both fall and burst out laughing. Lavitz and Dart decide to join the two and take a running start and slide across the pool as well. Meanwhile the bagel goes flying and flies across the fence next door to Lavitz. The 4 hear a breaking of glass and stop laughing. They hear yelling and flee into Lavitzs house.]
Lloyd: [panting] " Holy shit, what happened?"
Lavitz: [breathing heavily] " I think the bagel broke a window next door."
Albert: " I knew that was a bad idea."
Lavitz, Dart.Lloyd: " SHUT UP!"
