This is written from my P.O.V. from playing the Zelda games, mixed in with my sad twisted excuse of a mind. Just for shits and giggles ^_^. ...What? I'm not allowed to have a little fun once in a while??

Disclaimer: Dude.. why do you bother asking?? Legend of Zelda is licensed to Nintendo! I just posses wonderful legal copies of the games purchased from the nearby stores.

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Experiment 1: Fun with Cuccos!

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We see our great Hero, Link of Kokiri Forest, Hero of Time, Wearer of the Robin Hood Tights, etc. etc... Making his way to the village of Kakariko. The tiny village at the base of an active and dangerous volcanic mountain. Complete with it's own haunted graveyard!
Anyway, Link's walking through this here village, but there are all these cuccos around! Well nothing like cucco for dinner, right? So away with the sword swinging! But, that of course, was a very.. very.. very bad idea. For that abused cucco turned to stare at him with a eyes glowing red and giving him a chilling message of "I shall set you a blaze!!"
And then Link was attacked by a swarming horde of cuccos! Cuccos! Everywhere! "SWEET HOLY HELL!" and Link ran. He ran for his life. Considering that those feathery winged demons were swooping down and pecking at him. Thus followed the hero was a string of various curses, flashing red light, and "ow"s.

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My first "attempt" at a fanfiction. I was bored. I'm having major writer's block for that LOTR fic I'm working on. Please don't kill me. And I'll just continue this whenever I can't write! ^_^