DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUL, I DO HOWEVER OWN THESE ONE SHOTS AND HUMOR
"Soul, please pass me the black." Kid said as he tried to reach around Blackstar who was applying blue nail polish to his fingernails.
"Sure just let me finish my red so I can dry." Soul replied as he did a final brush on his pinky and handed the black polish to his friend. Currently the three boys were having a boys night in, of course Maka was in bed sick in the other room.
"Dude, shouldn't you like check on your girlfriend?" Blackstar asked before blowing his nails.
"I like, just finished here Blackstar, besides my wavelength is normal so I don't have to worry." The albino said, though in truth this whole guys night was to make sure he didn't freak out if she even coughed wrong.
"OH MY FATHER," Kid suddenly yelled holding up his right hand and examining the fingernails.
"What?" both teenage boys asked worried for their friend's sudden attack.
"I broke a nail." He moaned sounding eerily like his girlfriend Liz. Blackstar broke out in laughter as Soul smiled and handed the shinigami a nail file. If Maka ever found out he had gotten into her cosmetics she would kill him. Speaking of which, Blackstar was right for once he did need to check on her.
"Kay guy's try to stay quiet till I return." He instructed before making his way to his girlfriend's bedroom. Maka was up reading when he entered the room. They exchanged smiles as he crossed to her bed.
"Hey, you hungry or anything?" he asked as he pushed back her bangs to check for a fever. Maka shook her head before grabbing his hand.
"What are you boys up to in there?" she asked hoarsely quirking an eyebrow.
"Nothing angel, just having some fun." He smirked before kissing her cheeks.
"Wanna join us?" he asked after a few short breaths. Maka nodded as Soul carried her to their small couch.
"What's tiny tits doing here, I thought this was guys night?" Blackstar asked eyeing the pale blonde.
"She's sick, so I thought hanging with us would make her better." Soul stated as he passed her the green nail polish to hold so he could paint her nails.
"Or make us sick." Kid sulked in disdain as he noticed her unsymmetrical appearance. Soul shot them the evil eye as Maka released a small giggle then a cough. This made the albino freeze and watch her closely before deeming it safe to continue.
"Anyway, did you hear Hiro yesterday during P.E.?" Soul asked as he finished Maka's hand.
"No what did he say?" Both Kid and Blackstar asked leaning in closer. Soul glanced back and forth making sure they were alone before lowering his voice.
"He was ranting about how hot it was, I man we live in the freakin desert, it's gonna get hot." Soul said waving his hand about as if he was a girl talking about something to her hairdresser.
"Hey, did you know that Tsubaki sleeps with a teddy bear." Blackstar laughed as he began the girl talk.
"Oh yeah, well the girls sleep naked together." Kid smirked, "In my bed." This earned both boys to groan as Soul noticed drool fall from Maka's slightly parted lips. Her moss green eyes were slightly opened causing the albino to pause.
"Maka, your drooling," he said gently tapping the drugged girl. Her medicine was beginning to kick in.
"Oh, sorry I dozed off." She smiled.
"But your eyes were open." Blackstar said slightly crawling away from her.
"Yeah, I do that from time to time, freaks Soul out completely." Maka laughed.
"Yeah, after sex she falls asleep and later I'll wake to see her staring at me but softly snoring at me as well, talk about scary movie themes." The albino laughed. Maka felt too weak to move so she simply glared at the albino.
"OH FATHER I BROKE ANOTHER NAIL!" Kid screamed causing all occupants in the room to jump.
"You guys are gay." She sighed before ordering Soul to return her to her room. Later that night Blackstar slept with his teddy bear and Kid was naked next to a petrified Soul. He was washing his bed three times tomorrow.
