AN: Don't own, don't have money, don't sue
"What's this?"
With the homework all collected, and Snape meant all of it, he had started to distribute an item to the students in the class. The student who spoke up was, as always, Potter.
"It doesn't matter what it is yet."
"Of course it matters! What if it blows up?"
"It wont blow up. I'll explain what it is later."
"Will it turn me into a knarl?"
"No, it will NOT. As I said, I'll explain-"
"Will it transport me to the moon?"
"Harry, just drop it!" Hermione said. "He'll tell us what we need to know about it when we need to know!"
"Well I want to know if it'll transport me to the moon before it does. It'll be helpful to have some warning!"
"Potter, it will not transport you to the moon."
"Good."
The class was silent for a while following this until:
"Will it make me grow a tail?"
"A tail? A TAIL, Potter?"
"Yes a tail. I don't want a tail."
"It wont give you a tail."
"Well what is it?"
"I'll tell you-"
"Will it turn me purple?"
Snape sighed heavily at this.
"No."
"Will it make me fly?"
"No."
"Will it make me think crazy thoughts like 'pineapple can opener'?"
"No."
"Will it-"
"It's a piece of bone, Potter!That's all! It wont make you say weird things, well no weirder than normal, it wont turn you into a werewolf, it wont hurt you or anything like that!"
Again there was a few moments of silence in the class.
"Will it make me burst out in song?"
"Class dismissed!"
