Tony was sitting at his desk playing computer games when EJ walked up to him.

"Hey are we still on for tonight?" EJ asked.
Tony looked up, confused, and said "water you talking about?"
"Our dinner date..?" EJ was getting angry.
Just as Tony was about to answer, Ziva walked into the room, pulled her gun out, and shot EJ.
"Thanks I owe you one David." Tony smiled and went back to playing his game as Ziva disposed of the evidence, with some help from Abby, of course.
"Are you making it up to me tonight?" Ziva asked after she returned to the room.
Tony and Ziva then proceeded to have eye sex until he replied "Oh yes."
9 months later Ziva had a baby boy, Anthony DiNozzo Jr. Jr.
The End.