Keep Calm and Float On


Binas: Here' my story of Everyone/pony reforming Dan. This will be the wildest ride I have ever done. You might get a few kicks out of it. Yes, Discord meets Dan. Discord is going to cause chaos in a good way. This is after Magical Mystery Cure, so there's Alicorn Twilight. Not really a mini story but a small multi chapter.

The name is a pun on the episode "Keep Clam and Flutter On", where Discord got reformed. In this case, similar thing but with Dan.


Message from the Co Writer Phantom Fan 21: Princess Binas was the one to write this, not me. However we are good friends and we plan on writing some more stories, so please have an laugh and enjoy Dan being reform by Discord.


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Discord looked at the dented Fenton Thermos in distaste. Dani and Danny were floating next to him making sure nothing was wrong.

"So your dad invented this pathetic thing? I was expecting it to be more exciting not... embarrassing.", Discord said.

"He's come up with worse. Namely, the Boooooo-merang. OW!", Danny said as the said object hits him in the back of the head, "PINKIE!"

"Oopsie. Thought it was a normal boomerang.", Pinkie said.

Discord laughed at this before turning his attention to the thermos.

"So Celestia wants us to reform whatever is in here?", Discord asked.

"The ghost inside there is worse than you actually. Fluttershy decided to stay at her house until it was safe for her to step in.", Rainbow Dash said.

"Stand back. I'm not sure how strong this containment spell will be. Discord be prepared to repair any breaks in it.", Twilight said.

"Eh. Sure thing.", Discord brushed off.

Twilight put a large containment field around the thermos.

"Now, Rarity. Can you use your magic to open that thermos?", Twilight asked and started straining.

"Sure thing.", Rarity said and started using her magic.

The thermos opened. A beam is emitted and a figure emerges.

"I'M FREE!", the figure yelled before flying and crashing into the containment field.

Danny laughed. The figure revealed to be Dan pounding away on the field.

"WHAT THE?! WHO'S SICK IDEA IS THIS?!", Dan spat.

"Oh nilly!", Apple Jack said going wide eyed.

"Aw man...", Rainbow Dash said.

Pinkie Pie just laughed.

"Oh my stars, Darling!", Rarity said trying not to faint, "Green skin is not healthy!"

"No comment.", Twilight and Dani said.

Twilight continued to keep the containment field up.

"I'm glad Fluttershy is not here.", Danny said.

"Long time no see younger me.", Dan sneered, "I see you became friends with a bunch of horses!"

Dan laughed at Danny. The Mane Six gasped as Discord made chocolate milk appear and drank the glass. He then spit takes the glass out in the shape of a exclamation mark and tossed the chocolate milk, in the shape of it's former container, away making it explode. Dan looked at Discord.

"I have no idea who you are but I would love to rip you apart limb by limb...", Dan sneered with psychotic smile.

"Okay, now I see why Celestia said he was worse than me.", Discord said, "Maybe I can tone him down."

Discord made his eyes swirl and causing Dan's to do the same. This gave Discord time to changed Dan into a five year old and weaken him.

"Still too strong...", Discord said.

Discord then made him become Half Human again and forced him into the human form, while also cutting off any ghostly energy. Discord made his eyes stop swirling causing Dan to come out of the trance.

"Huh? AHHHHH! YOU ARE GOING TO BE RIPPED APART MOLECULE BY MOLECULE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!", Dan screamed.

Everyone and pony laughed at the squeaky voice. Dan was now wearing pink footie pjs with a large yellow smily face.

"I'd like to see you try now!", Danny said and raspberries.

"Real mature Daniel...", Discord said.

"So says the Draconequus that wore a bikini while skating around in the Girl's Locker Room filled with Victoria's Secret posters.", Danny said smirking.

"Point taken...", Discord said, "You will never speak of it again!"

"I will make no such promises. Sam wouldn't anyways.", Danny said smirking in a teasing manner.

Discord frowned at Danny.

"I WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR DOING THIS!", Dan screamed then spat off a bunch of things that just made everypony's ears flop over, including Discord's, but everyone/pony's eyes went wide at the language Dan used.

Discord put a zipper on Dan's lips and used magic to close it.

"Somepony should wash that mouth of yours with soap!", Discord said making some soap appear.

Discord teleported into the shield and unzipped Dan's mouth. He proceed to scrub Dan's mouth out with soap.

"Such foal language should not be used by somepony your age!", Discord yelled.

"Uhhh... Discord, in a human, ghost, and/or Half Ghost's case it's someone.", Danny pointed out.

"Oh right. You aren't ponies...", Discord said sheepishly.

"Dan sounds worse than a Timber Wolf's flatulence being played through the brass section of a marchin' band!", Apple Jack said frowning.

"I agree. No one or pony should even heard such words! But did you really have to describe it that way Apple Jack?", Rarity said.

"Did you really want to hear it the other way around with the cattle after eating a bucket load of beans?", Apple Jack asked.

"No no!", Rarity said.

"Awww it's a mini Dan!", Pinkie said speeding up to the shield.

Twilight lowered the shield and Pinkie grabbed Dan into a tight hug. Dan screamed and squirmed to get out of Pinkie's hooves.

"Hey look at this!", Pinkie said and cradled Dan like a baby.

"This is giving me an idea...", Discord said.

Discord made a baby bib, bonnet, and pacifier appear on Dan. Everypony/one laughed. Danny took a picture.

"Now I have blackmail!", Danny said happily.

Dan growled and spit the pacifier out.

"GIVE ME THAT PICTURE!", Dan screamed and dashed twords Danny.

Dan was picked up by Discord before he could even reach Danny.

"What are we going to do with you? Can't give him to that backstabbing Vlad. He is the one who gave me the terrible backache!", Discord said, "Well might as well take him to Fluttershy, if anyone can reform this thing it's her. She managed to reform me."


Later in Fluttershy's cottage...

"Fluttershy! We got the weakened form of Dan!", Rainbow Dash yelled holding Dan upside down.

"Do you even know how to hold someone?!", Dan yelled.

"Not when they threatened to hurt my friends.", Rainbow Dash growled.

Dan pouted as he hung helplessly from Rainbow Dash's mouth by his now white jumpsuit with pink boots, gloves, and belt. Even his symbol was pink with a butterfly! Discord made sure he would learn humility through looking stupid. His hair was the same old black mess it used to be with a few pink strands. His eyes were blue once more. The baby stuff remained on him. Discord even put make up on him! Well it was really only blush. Dan still had his fangs but they weren't as sharp and his tongue was a normal one not a forked one.

"Awwww!", Danny cooed in baby voice while smirking mischievously, "Is Dan-Dan gwumpy?"

Dan glared at Danny.

"Do that voice again and I will personally kill you then kill you again!", Dan yelled.

"Where are you Fluttershy?", Twilight called.

"I'm coming.", Fluttershy said calming but timidly coming down stairs, "I was just preparing for... him..."

"Do you need any help?", Twilight asked.

"I might need Pinkie, Danny, Discord, and, Dani. They are the ones that know him best.", Fluttershy said timidly, "Pinkie has talked to him a lot so may know some things. Danny has faced him head on once. Dani has heard the stories from Danny and has his memories from being his clone. Discord because he can help keep Dan in check and provide a good example for him."

"Well good luck. Please scream if you need anything. And Discord, please try to be a good role model.", Twilight said leaving.

"Certainly Twilight Sparkle.", Discord said sitting in Angel's favorite spot causing the two to fight over couch. Discord levitated the couch and made it fly away, causing Angel to chase it.

Rainbow Dash placed Dan in Danny's arms, much to Dan's pleas of 'no'. Dani floated next to Danny with a mischievous smile.

"Well gotta go...", Rainbow Dash said awkwardly the said under her breath something about she better not get another gravy boat that dumps hot gravy on her lap again.

And with that, Rarity, Apple Jack, and Rainbow Dash left.

Dan frowned, he was now alone with Pinkie, Discord, Fluttershy, Danny, and Dani.

'This is going to be fun.', Dan thought sarcastically.