Nana's Little Problem

One day in Japan Nana and Mayu were smoking crack and having sex with each other. "Oh Mayu I love how when I'm high your tits grow really big,"

"Nana wake the fuck up and get me a fucking beer!" Yuka said as she rode Kouta's dick while he was asleep. Nana got out of bed, trying to hide the bulge between her legs. She walked to the fridge and decided, "I'm going to have my way with Mayu if it's the last thing I do!" She said as she walked off.

She went around the house and went to Mayu's room. She opened the door and saw Mayu and her dog making out, "What the fuck do you want you pink-haired whorebag?" Nana then got on her knees, "Mayu please let me eat your dripping tuna sandwich," Mayu said, "Fuck no, I don't want that disgusting tongue anywhere near my cooch," "But, you said we were scissor-sisters forever," Nana cried, Mayu then said, "Well that was then and this is now, why would I want anything to do with you when I have the finest sex-machine right here?" Mayu replied, talking about the dog. Nana ran out wailing like a prison bitch.

She roamed the streets of Japan, watching fat American neckbeards in sweaty anime shirts and crap-stained anime underwear hit on the vomiting locals. She approached Bando, who getting it nice and hard from Mariko. Bando screamed so loud his head exploded. Mariko then got up and gave him back his strap-on.

Nana continued her journey and saw Lucy, who was masturbating with a broken bottle, she hit a vein or something and bled to death. Nana just shrugged and continued on her way. She approached Mayu's dad's house and knocked on the door. Mayu's dad opened the door wearing an assless French maid outfit.

Nana explained her predicament to Mr. Mayu, who said, "Typical of Mayu, she wouldn't even do her father," Nana asked him to tell her the secret art of Fuck-fu.

Nana walked back to the house and punted the dog over to that one old dude. The old dude grabbed the dog and ran into his room and locked the door.

"Nana what the fuck you tit-dick?!" Nana then cut her head off. Nana then made out with her headless corpse. "Mayu why don't you love me?" Nana cried, as she scissored the body.

Little did anyone know Yuka left the oven on and the gases reached around the house. Nana farted and blew up the house. Oh well this show sucked anyway.

THE END