20 ways to annoy or really piss off Sasuke…

20 ways to annoy or really piss off Sasuke…. It's my dream come true…. Oh and I don't own Naruto

1. Stalk him and tell him you watch him at night

2. Tell him he'll never be hotter or stronger then Itachi

3. Tell him he's engaged to sakura (or Ino or Karin)

4. Stare at him

5. Go up to him and slap him across the face screaming "HOW DARE YOU JOIN OROCHIMARU, JUST SO HE COULD BE YOUR PIMP!"

6. Tell him you made Naruto cry

7. Tell him after you made him cry you sold him to Orochimaru as a sex slave

8. Tell him his theme song is "Emo Kid"

9. Ask him when the kids are due

10. Ask him if Naruto is a good kisser

11. Tell his fangirls where he's hidden

12. Kick him between the legs

13. Quote 'Charlie the Unicorn' at random times.

14. Steal his kidney

15. Glomp him

16. Tell Naruto where he's hidden

17. Ask him about his family

18. Steal his clothes

19. Sell him on ebay

20. Give this list to everyone on the show

All done! Hope you liked it! Next I'lll do 20 ways to annoy Naruto!