20 ways to annoy or really piss off Sasuke…. It's my dream come true…. Oh and I don't own Naruto
1. Stalk him and tell him you watch him at night
2. Tell him he'll never be hotter or stronger then Itachi
3. Tell him he's engaged to sakura (or Ino or Karin)
4. Stare at him
5. Go up to him and slap him across the face screaming "HOW DARE YOU JOIN OROCHIMARU, JUST SO HE COULD BE YOUR PIMP!"
6. Tell him you made Naruto cry
7. Tell him after you made him cry you sold him to Orochimaru as a sex slave
8. Tell him his theme song is "Emo Kid"
9. Ask him when the kids are due
10. Ask him if Naruto is a good kisser
11. Tell his fangirls where he's hidden
12. Kick him between the legs
13. Quote 'Charlie the Unicorn' at random times.
14. Steal his kidney
15. Glomp him
16. Tell Naruto where he's hidden
17. Ask him about his family
18. Steal his clothes
19. Sell him on ebay
20. Give this list to everyone on the show
All done! Hope you liked it! Next I'lll do 20 ways to annoy Naruto!
