Love Lives by Rose Weasley
September 23rd 2023
Hi, this is Rose Ellen Marie Weasley, 16 1/6 years old and this is the 'Weasley (+4) Love Journal.'
Me and Hugo are sorta well known for NOT dating. Just like James, Fred and Louis are known for pranking.
I don't date, therefore I take a non-nosy interest in everyone else's dating life and scandals.
I will not mention much of Hugo (for reasons above. Seriously, all the kid does is go to the library and read.) Or Albus and Louis as they have stable (and boring) love lives.
Hopefully I shall soon have enough drama to create a reality show. Or some chick lit.
I have my ways to get people to spill all. Very secret, original ways...
Fine, it's absolute blackmail. But how else do I compile a love journal?
I will start with stuff I know, then move onto tracking the progress of all these scandals.
So Lily's got her eye on Scorpius Malfoy. That was easy, she was watching the Ravenclaw team for 'technical improvements' for chasing. Which is absolute crap, because she was watching Scorpius constantly and he's a beater.
Scorpius is dating Adela Wood, and I think him and Lucy have something. I will get those details soon, of course.
Really, Lily shouldn't even dare to hope.
Lucy is such a slut! She is publicly dating Lorcan and has something on with this guy called Bennett.
And Clara Finnegan and Emerald Thomas are both embroiled in some heavy cheating. Seriously, they are both dating people who are also cheating... Logan Clark, Angelo Zabini...
And don't get me started on Lauren Lawrence.
And the rest of the school. Or I would have used this entire (cute, kitten print) notebook before we start the drama.
However I am more concerned about Miss Wood (see above). Because she is screwing my (extended) family around. (Well probably, she is known for that.)
Hey, it's Scorpius, what's the diff?
On a side note, I think my no-date or crush rep might be soiled. Because I like one of Albus's mates. I told Phoenix Raven, his girlfriend. She is quite cool, but she's not really one of my super good friends. She asked me "Is he as cute as Al?"
That was annoying. Plus gross. He is my cousin, don't need to think that. So I told Lana 'cause she's cool too. She was a lot better with it. It can be really hard to find good confiding buddies because my BFFs Sophie Lowe and Freya are pretty crap at that. Because we have been called a 'Girl Power Trio' because we are like the only sixth years who haven't dated.
IT'S NOT SAD! WE ARE JUST PROVING THAT WE DON'T NEED A GUY TO COMPLETE US!...except now I sorta do.
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October 11th
Oooh, I have two epic new scandals. So Adela is cheating on Scorpius with James and Fred. Who both have girlfriends. Shock, shock.
That was hard to find out. I couldn't ask James or Fred, since before yesterday's revelation, I had no idea if it was James, Fred or both.
Now, Adela is so cool and confident that she would dismiss any rumour, and lie her way out of anything I could tell Scorpius.
It was luck that got me my info. I happened to open a broom closet (I was not checking in all the closets to get proof) and saw Adela and James, got photos and threatened to post them all over the notice boards if she didn't spill all.
I got the bit about Fred because she told me how damn hot James' cousin was so I made her spill that too.
Ha! I am good. And this is not fiction.
I also found out about some very interesting stuff about Dominique. She works at Gladrags and I was buying a sweater when I heard her say to her friend, "It was fantastic last night, I feel so bad for Vic though."
And then the convo got kind of dirty so I stopped listening.
I shoved my cousin into the back room and got the entire story. I showed her the recorded words and she spilled. Point- Rose!
She's been having an affair with Teddy for a few months. And she has a daughter, Skyler, from...someone.
Can't believe he can actually have an affair with his wife's sister.
For the record, I don't have a recording device on at all times. I switch it on when I come close to suspicious Weasleys (or any of the +4). Duh! BTW, they are Teddy, Lorcan, Lysander and Scorpius.
Now I have to go. I am meeting Lucy for coffee and I need to blackmail her to give me info.
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24th October
Scorpius is having an affair with Lily. How stupid she is, he is already secretly with the Slut Extraordinaire. And is still dating Adela Wood.
I told him that I would murder him if he hurt my little cousin.
I found out who Bennett is. He is this young guy who works in Honeydukes. Lucy dates him by being too 'sick' or 'busy' to go to Hogsmeade with Lorcan, then goes to see Bennett. And vice versa. Wow. She is good. And evil. But pretty good.
Ooh, big news, big news! Claire, Louis's girlfriend is having a baby. And Victoire's on her fourth. She already has Shaylin, who's 5, and Megan and Missy (what kind of name is MISSY?) who are 2.
And that guy I like? He's Martin Thomas, caramel hair, sweet brown eyes and a general fitness way out of my league. He came over with Adela, and his sister Emerald and Adela's brother Seth. Plus of course the Potters were there. He was supposed to hang out with Albus, but he and his girlfriend Phoenix disappeared. And Adela and Emerald went to do stuff (probably talk about the ridiculous amount of guys they've screwed). So he hung out with me!
That rep is disappearing quick.
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November 18th
My eyes!
I found Roxanne and Lysander in the prefect bathroom. I will never sit on that particular bench again. I will have a serious talk with both about what the hell they are doing.
Really, why so public, guys? Do you not realise prefects (who don't need to see that, thanks) may want to take a bath in their bathroom?
And poor Molly.
I mean seriously, that is low. To cheat with your own cousin's boyfriend. And to cheat with your girlfriend's cousin. They are both pretty despicable.
No wonder forced 'girl nights' are so awkward. I mean with Teddy and Dominique and Toire, and Roxanne and Molly and Lysander and Lucy and Scorpius and Lily. Love triangles galore!
Is Lorcan the only innocent one out of the +4? He's also stupid, though, how can he not realise that Lucy is with two other guys?
Adela busted and broke up with Scorpius for cheating. What a bloody hypocrite. She still has James AND Fred. Why the hell is she dating cousins?
Scorpius told me she agreed to keep quiet about his cheating if he did the same. They pretended that it just wasn't working out. Adela told me they had a massive row. (I had to threaten her with closet pictures with James). I have had the recording device at all times near Scorpius. If he hurts Lily, he is dead. DEAD! And if the life god is going to be nice, maybe he will get Scorpius into some sort of injury. Only if he hurts Lils though. Maybe.
