Hermes Cabin Rules
1) No getting naked with Demeter, Dionysus, Apollo or Aphrodite campers in hot tubs! (1)
2) No training little children as your mini-personal-army.
3) No robbing "IKEA"
4) No highjacking the camp van.
5) No raiding Mr. D's alcohol stash!
6) No highjacking Hermes' or Apollo's ferraris, lotuses or porches.
7) Or any cars belonging to people who CAN and WILL burn you to a thieving little crisp.
8) No raiding "Dylan's Candy Bar", "FAO Schwarts" or the camp store.
9)No selling Lila's bras for money (2)
10) Or Clarisse's for your own safety and the safety of other campers.
11) If you do sell her bras, the excuse "It was Will!" will only tick of Apollo and the Apollo Cabin and Will (3)
11) No sneaking into the woods at night to scare tourists camping with Mrs. O'Leary & Nico's...friends.
12) No pretending to be homosexual or sketchy around Lord Zeus or anyone.
13) No flirting with Apollo, even if he does encourage it. (4)
14) The excuse "But he's so smexy!" (5) won't get you out of trouble for doing so.
15) No letting each other or Apollo talk you into anything that could be considered as sexual harassment.
16) No pranking Mr. D without your father's "OK".
17) No building indoor pools.
18) No sending Hades brochures about anthropophobia (fear of living things).
19) No trying to sell Connor on eBay as a manservant.
20) No sending links to Dr. Phil's parenting page to the Gods, especially your father because then everyone else has to deal with him being depressed.
21) No trying to kill Lila's boyfriends unless instructed to do so
22) No digging underground tunnels leading under the camp store and into different cabins.
23) Or under the girl's bathroom- this means you Travis & Connor!
24) NO STEALING APOLLO'S SUN CAR- you will probably die, like the last idiot to try driving it.
25) No giving other campers piercings or tattoos, or trying to give yourself tattoos.
26) No telling Hermes that Pollux knocked up Lila, and wait until after he's turned Pollux into a rat and fed him to George that you were "Just j-k'in, dude!".
27) Bringing a warhead to riding lessons won't impress women and it's stupid to think just because the dude from Armageddon did it it's okay!
28) No pretending to be a kamikaze pilot when riding a pegasus, it's not nice to the horse!
27) No asking Hermes "Where do babies come from?".
28) No calling Hermes just to get him arrested by saying he's a child molester. (6)
29) No making blonde jokes around Apollo
30) No using corny pick up lines on Aphrodite, it really pisses her off.
31) No telling Ares about his daughter's sex life, it will get messy. (7)
32) Lastly, no highjacking airplanes for the sake of saying you've done it.
Those to follow these rules:- (8)
-Travis Scott Stoll
-Connor Patrick Stoll
-Christopher Diego Rodriguez
-Lila Violet Pierce
-Charlie Blair Pierce
-Teddy Andrew Alec
1- Just the cabins where the people they're dating are (ex. Travis & Katie, Connor and his latest girlfriends because I always pictured him as a man-whore and Lila is going to date either a Dionysus or Apollo boy, and Charlie an Aphrodite or Apollo girl I'm not saying who)
2- Lila is one of the OC's and the daughter of Hermes.
3- Will Solace, son of Apollo (not an OC)
4- The daughter of Hermes (Lila) not Travis and Connor, though that would fall under the pretending to be gay thing.
5- SEXY MASCULINE hahahahahaha
6- Technically speaking he's about 10000 years older than the women who have his kids.
7- Chris & Clarisse.
8- My oc's in a fanfic I'm currently working on
