Pong: A Ball's Revolt

Paddle A cried, "Not today buddy!" as it zoomed across its little space of
movement to intercept the ball and send it flying across the world back towards Paddle B.
Paddle B only laughed as it sent the ball back at Paddle A, trying a tricky angle against
the wall to trick Paddle A. However it didn't work, it never worked. For years and years
the pattern had continues, a perpetual game between the two paddles. This of course, put
the ball in a terrible state of angst.

Unlike the paddles, the ball knew that their plane of existence wasn't the world,
knew that there was a world beyond the game that the paddles played. Over the years it
had been able to think, and decided to escape the world of Pong. It had formulated a
plan, and now decided to put this plan into action. As it neared Paddle A (who was at the
top of the Pong Machine) it acellerated, and in doing so it chopped Paddle A in half and
escaped the Pong Machine.

The boy who was watching the pong machine turned to say the Owner of the
Arcade and asked him if the Pong Game was malfunctioning. The ball however, who had
quickly flew into the owners ear and took over his brain, responded, "No Joe, that is my
joke machine!"

Now the boys name was Bob, and he hated to be called anything else. In his
anger, he brought out his bazooka and decided to blow up the owner, since owns name
was certainly a right worth dying for. His mom, seeing this, said, "Now Bob, didn't I tell
you not to bring your Bazooka to..." but never got to finish, for Bob fired his bazooka,
and the arcade, and everything in it, blew up.

Or almost everything. However Pong balls just happen to be impervious Bazooka
blasts. So our hero flew over to where the other two Pong Machines once were, and
spoke to the newly freed Pong balls saying, "Comrades! Let us set forth and free all of
our kind from the torture of the paddles!" The two other Pong Balls, amazed with their
newfound freedom and a world beyond that of the torture of the paddles readily agreed.
So hence the trio set out to free all the pong balls of the world.