Nepeta Leijon sat in front of her computer. She had, once again, had a frustrating conversation with her Karkitty. According to her shipping magazines, if a boy acts like he hates you, it means he really, really likes you, but she had been chatting with him for a few sweeps now, and something started to smell fishy. Is it possible that her kitty food had gone bad, or was this the smell of bad advice? She kicked over her stack of shipping LYING BAD ADVICE BOOKS FULL OF LIES, as she started to figure out that Karkat was not just playing hard-to-get. She had been trying really hard for the last few sweeps to get his attention, and it was heavily disappointing finding out it was all for nothing. She needed to take her mind off of this, so she turned to her favorite hobby- roleplaying.
Nepeta closed her eyes, scrolled through her list of friends, and clicked on a random name.
-arsenicCatnip started trolling turntechGodhead-
AC: :33 *ac decides to take a walk out of her cave and is purrleasantly surpurrised to s33 her furend akwete purrmusk!*
TG: akwete purrmusk waves at ac in an incredibly cool and laidback way
TG: sup
AC: :33 its hunting time! *ac meows adorabley befur bringing her claws out*
TG: cool
TG: what are we hunting
TG: deer or salmon or something
TG: do trolls even have those animals
TG: do they have strange unpronounceable names in troll language
TG: or are they just called troll deer and troll salmon
AC: :33 (shh! im a kitty cat, not a troll)
TG: (oh right)
TG: so what are we hunting
AC: :33 *ac looks at akwete purrmusk with an excited look in her eyes* im up for a challenge today...
AC: :33 were going bear hunting!
TG: ooh
TG: is it actually physically possible for a cat to take down a bear
TG: even a jungle cat
TG: are we in the jungle or the forest or the mountains
TG: just trying to stay clear on things for the game
AC: :33 (ssssshhhhhhhhh!)
TG: (right okay i forgot)
TG: boy am i excited to have a not pretend fight with a bear and eat not pretend bear meat
AC: :(( (SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
TG: (alright alright)
TG: so lets go find that bear
AC: :33 *ac puts her pawsitively strong nose near the ground and begins to sniff* i think i smell a bear that way! *ac begins running into the forest*
TG: alright so it is a forest
TG: akwete purrmusk follows the bear smells
AC: :33 *ac ignores akwete purrmusks out-of-character meowment and spots a bear* alright so we have to be REALLY quiet and sneak up on them!
TG: k
AC: :33 SSSSSHHHHH YOU WILL NOTIFY THE BEARS OF OUR PURRESENSE!
TG: arent you yelling right now
AC: :33 *ac becomes distracted and a bear comes up from behind and attacks her!*
TG: fuck thats not cool bear
TG: akwete purrmusk jumps seven feet in the air and kicks the bear in the face casually
TG: yo nep you okay?
AC: :33 (when im a kitty its ac. not nepeta!)
TG: (sorry)
TG: (sorta forgot for a second that we were roleplaying)
TG: (like do you ever just kind of forget where you are)
Nepeta pulled away from the computer for a moment. Was Dave actually legitimately worried about her just now? She felt it was pretty silly to forget that they were roleplaying, but... it felt nice that he cared about her, either way. She sat back down and began to type a message back. She was beginning to forget her drama from earlier almost altogether, because she was in the middle of developing a new flush crush.
