Disclaimer;; This was written by my sister, with a few small edits by yours truly. And, of course, Harry Potter belongs to neither of us. I don't even get to be JKR's sister… Have pity.

It was a dark night, and everybody was outside – in costumes. Yes, it was Halloween. So, naturally, as a man in a dark cloak walked down the street, nobody took any notice.

Almost there, he thought. He was heading for the Potters' house, ready to do what he would probably need to do when he got there. Not that he hadn't done it before, but it was pretty gross…

He found the house, walked up to the door and slowly opened it. Lily met him as he came in.

"Thank goodness you're here, James! Harry just pooped and it's your turn!"