Note:This one is about….Shishiwakamaru(DUH!!!). Some Kurama bashing here. NO KURMA FANS!!!!!!!!Here you go!

The Real Slim Shishi

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shishi please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shishi please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a bishounen before

ningens all on the floor like jin, like touya just burst in the door

and started whoopin everyone's ass worse than before

they first were best buds, throwin rinku over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Kuwabara's said... nothing you idiots!

Kuwabara's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Insane women love Kurama{*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "Youko kurama, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his rosewhip

Flippin his 'oh-so-beautiful' hair," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in hiei and kurama's bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for touya to drink some juice

"My sword is on your lips, my sword is on your lips"

And if you're so unlucky, you might not wanna know what happens when i'm pissed

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a bishonen like me is

Of course they gonna know what youkai is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got YYH DVDs don't they?

"We ain't nothing but youkai.." Well, some of us youkos

who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can kill youko kurama lke an antelope

then there's no reason that he and hiei can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your banners, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim shishi, yes I'm the real shishi

All you other Slim shishis are just imitating

So won't the real Slim shishi please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?



Chuu don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

You think I give a damn about a fanclub?

Half of you critics can't even stand me, sayin kurama'll beat me

"But shishi, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to rinku?

Shit, matsuoka suzuki better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to jin and touya

and hear 'em argue over which gym leader is better

You little bitch, falkner's for me

"Yeah, he's cute, but i think clair's cool too, hee-hee!"

I should train my own dragonite for her to try to beat

and show the whole world how she lost to the great shishi{*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you kurama and hiei fans, all you do is annoy and flame me

so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus



I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the looks to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or pissin you guys off at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it

better than ninety percent of you bishounen out can

Then you wonder how can fans buy up all these YYH albums

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm in the tourney

I'll be the only person in the ankoku flirting

kickin' kurma fan's asses when I'm hanging out with jin

And I'm being chased around by touya who's glarin'

And every single person is a shishiwakamaru lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, braggin on some things

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "Kurama SuX!!!!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real shishi please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim shishi in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up