Disclaimer: "-whispers- She doesn't own it."
Blake: "DUMBY DIED! WHY DUMBY? WHY!"
J.C.D.: "Two things: Why is Blake here, in my fanfiction, and can we get back to the fanfic please?"
Disclaimer: "This is for all you Slam fans. Poor neglected Slam."
Slam: "Ahkdf!"
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If You Give Slam Two Pizzas
If you give Slam two pizzas, (with different toppings)
He'll go crazy trying to figure out which one to eat.
He'll run around, crashing into everything.
Eventually, he'll tire out,
And collapse.
He feels hungry,
And he'll eat both pizzas. (without caring)
Then he realizes he never had a chance to decide which one he wanted to eat.
He'll feel sad.
You feel sorry for him, and give him two more.
And chances are,
If you give Slam two pizzas, (with different toppings)
He'll go crazy trying to figure out which one to eat.
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Slam: "Qfkrns!"
Blake: "WHY!"
J.C.D.: "GET THE HECK OUT OF MY REALITY!"
Disclaimer: "No flaming, please."
---J.C.D.
