Disclaimer: I am Jack's inability to create something as cool as Naruto. And I also do not own the lyrics to Guilty Pleasures. Those belong to Cobra Starship.


"Hey have you seen the new horror movie?" were the first words the dark haired girl heard when she walked into the room.

"Which one?"

"The one with Jessica Alba. Man, she's hot!"

"My God. You boys are all the same. Do you even know what the movie's about, Naruto?"

"Ummm…. It's about this hot girl. Duh, Ino."

"Oh my god." The blonde girl muttered, "I don't know how you can deal with him Shikamaru." She said to the sleeping boy next to Naruto.

"Who cares." he mumbled, "Why are you here anyway? I didn't think you'd like to spend a Friday afternoon in detention?"

"Believe me, it wasn't my idea," Ino sighed as she sat down in a desk, "I'd rather be shopping."

"And I'm sure everyone else would rather be in here. With us." Shikamaru replied.

"Well, let's just see who else agrees with me," Ino looked around the room and spotted Hinata, "Hey Hinata, you'd rather be shopping than be in here with these losers, right? Wait, what are you doing in here?"

"Did she just call us losers?" Naruto asked Shikamaru.

"I believe she did." He replied.

"Oh no she didn't!" Naruto was halfway out of his seat.

"Uzamaki! What have I said about getting out of your seat?" the principal said as he walked into the classroom and closed the door.

"Ummm… not to do it?" Naruto asked.

"Exactly." The principal said, "Maybe you'll finally learn it this year. Now everyone find a seat. And do not sit next to each other. Skip a desk in between." He stared at the sheet in his hand and then looked up, saying the name of each of the students in the room.

"Uzamaki, Nara,…. Yamanaka, Huuyga,… and Uchiha. It's always good to see new faces. Hmmm…. Now where is that other one?" the principal said as he stared at the paper in his hand.

"I came here to make you dance tonight. I don't care if I'm a guilty pleasure for you." A voice sang from out in the hallway.

The principal walked to the door and opened it, allowing a young pink haired girl listening to her ipod to walk in.

"Ah. Glad you could make it, Ms. Haruno." The principal said, plucking the earphones out of the girl's ears and taking the ipod.

The girl scowled but then smiled, a twinkle of amusement in her green eyes, "And miss this wonderful day of detention? I wouldn't dream of it."

The principal sighed and shook his head, closing the door while muttering under his breath, "What am I going to do with you?"

"So he's just going to leave us in here by ourselves?" Ino asked.

"First time in detention, eh?" Sakura replied as she strolled to the teacher's rolling chair.

"Yeah, kinda." Ino said.

"Mine, too." A quiet voice said from the back.

Sakura looked up from rifling through the teacher's desk, smiling she winked at Hinata and said, "Don't worry. Detention's not so bad— "

"Says the girl that always has it. Do you really think you should be doing that?" the raven haired boy interrupted.

"It speaks." Sakura's eyes widened dramatically the narrowed, "Here's an ever better question, my dear. What are you doing in here?" she said while waving her hands around the room. She got up and walked toward the boy sitting in the back. She sat down in the desk in front of the boy and leaned forward on her propped up arm. "Everyone I'd like to introduce Sasuke Uchiha or as I like to call him, Mr. I-Think-I'm-Better-Than-Everyone-Else-So-I-Can't-Speak-With-Those-Less-Than-Me."

"Or Mr. I've-Got-A-Stick-Shoved-Up-My-Butt." Naruto jumped in.

"Ooh. That's a good one. I'll have to remember it." She said, bumping fists with Naruto.

"So are you gonna tell us why you're here?" she continued.

"No." Sasuke said, crossing his arms.

"Okay. Fine. Be that way. Hmmm… okay, everyone get in a circle." Sakura stated, pulling the desk away.

"Ummm… Sorry but I have to ask. Why?" Shikamaru questioned.

Sakura shrugged her shoulder and said, "Well, we have forty-five minutes left of this hell. So we might as well have some fun."

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow in question and Sakura smirked, "Storytime."

After they got the desks in a circle and everyone settled down, Sakura explained her idea of "storytime."

"It's pretty simple actually. All you have to do is tell us how you got in detention. Okay?"

"Wait," Ino said, "What about those of us that haven't had detention before?"

Sakura looked at her questioningly.

"I mean," Ino continued, "You, Shikamaru, and Naruto always get detention for the same thing. Shikamaru sleeps during class, Naruto plays some stupid prank and always ends up getting caught and you," Ino turned to look at Sakura, "You always talk back to the teachers. I just don't want the news that I've been in detention to get around. And I'm sure Hinata and Sasuke don't either."

"Okay, how about this?" Sakura said thoughtfully, "The first rule of detention is that you don't talk about detention. Deal?"

"So it's kinda like Fight Club?" Hinata quietly spoke up.

"Shh. Don't talk about it!" Sakura nodded while putting her hand over the girl's mouth.

"Heck yes! I'm in!" yelled Naruto.

"So troublesome," Shikamaru mumbled, rolling his eyes, "Okay."

"I'm in, too." Hinata said.

"So am I," stated Ino. "What?" she said to everyone's stares. "It's not like there's anything better to do." She shrugged.

They all turned to stare at Sasuke, burning holes into him with their eyes.

"Hn."

"Yay!" Sakura clapped her hands.

"That was a yes?" Ino muttered. Sasuke turned and glared at her. "Geez. I'm sorry. Alright? Don't kill me!" she said as she threw her arms up defensively.

"So," started Shikamaru, "Who's first?"

"Ooh. Me! Me! Pick me!" Naruto shouted.

"Okay! Okay! If it'll get you to stop shouting in my ear." Shikamaru groaned, having unfortunately chosen the desk next to Naruto.