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A/N: This happens when one of us is so frustrated with the assignments she has to do for university that she just cracks! Then, to calm her down, her better half sent her a nice KakashiIruka story in which Gai just randomly drops by to look through Kakashi's kitchen on the search for dried plums (story is called Naughty Naughty Sensei by megyal). Then the frustrated one had this one hilarious thought about a pregnant Gai... Her better half also said that it would be ok to upload this... what does that tell us about her better half...?

Warnings: Insanity, crack, mentions of mpreg


Banana with ketchup

A gloved hand was gently stroking over an extended stomach, the other one grabbing for a banana to dip it in the sour sauce he had been craving lately.

He was about to lower his mask to take a bite of the precious morsel when a sudden movement inside of his belly stole his breath.

Kakashi gasped in surprise, let go of the banana and both of his hands closed around his midsection protectively.

Immediately, black eyes were on his form, full of concern, and the banana dipped in ketchup that had been on its way towards a mouth full of perfectly shaped and clean teeth halted.

"What is it, my most youthful rival?" Gai asked, his own hand instinctively going to his own stomach and it caressed over an equally protruding bulge.

"It's... it's..." Kakashi stammered and he lifted his gaze to look Gai straight in the eyes, only to say meaningfully. "The baby just moved."

Gai jumped to his feet – Kakashi did not have the heart to tell him that it looked more like an old lady trying to get up than an actual jump – and manly tears of youth streamed down his face and Kakashi swore he could see a rainbow backdrop adorned with small teddy bears behind Gai. He struck a nice guy pose, though it lacked its usual manly vigour considering that the green spandex stretched over his stomach accentuated the rather large belly he was sporting and he looked more like a stranded turtle than the mighty green beast of Konoha.

"My most youthful rival! You have beaten me once again with your sheer coolness! And it seems you have passed on your utter hipness to you most youthful offspring! I shall admit defeat to you and your blossoming motherhood! Let us hope that Iruka-sensei will continue to give you such energetic and youthful children!"

For some reason, tears were streaming down Kakashi's own cheeks. He felt mortified.

"I shall now honour my vow to waddle 100 laps around Konoha, my most esteemed rival! We shall meet again!"

And he was off in a very... youthful waddle.

Distantly, Kakashi could hear how Iruka banged his head against the wall – repeatedly.


Please don't flame us!

We KNOW this is just... crazy...