An interview with Lady Shaa, a Lady of the Sith who lived
prior to the rise of the Galactic Empire.

INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Lady Shaa. Do you mind answering a few questions for me?

LADY SHAA - I will ask the dark side. If the dark side allows it, then fine. However, if not,
then I will kill you...It seems that the dark side favours you, for now.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you, my lady. Why did you become a sith? What originally pulled you
towards the dark side?

LADY SHAA - I desire perfection in the force. The dark side is perfection. Those in the dark side
can accomplish anything. Those in the light side, like the jedi, are extremely limited in what they
can accomplish. They limit themselves. They are their own worst enemy.

INTERVIEWER - Why did you choose Lord Momin as your apprentice? Most people would be
offended by his idea of art.

LADY SHAA - In Lord Momin I saw something special. Something all masters in the sith arts
seek to find. I saw in Momin a burning desire to please the dark side itself. His unique sculptures
are his attempt to please the dark side. I have viewed some of his masterpieces. They have a
beautiful quality unique to them. They capture the essence of the dark side perfectly.

INTERVIEWER - If you don't mind me asking, what would you say is your greatest asset in the
dark side of the force?

LADY SHAA - I would say it's my ability to see the beauty of the dark side. Things that the jedi
and others would reject out of fear of the dark side, I readily accept and welcome. Take Lord Momin,
for example. As you said, most people would be offended by his sculptures. Where as I see a thing
of true beauty. Take his first sculpture. He viewed his family cat as a potential work of art. The jedi
and others would view him as a sick, sadistic bastard. The dark side however, sees a beautiful
masterpiece. I agree with the dark side. For I am of the dark side.

INTERVIEWER - Lady Shaa, do you like to travel?

LADY SHAA - Do you mean interstellar travel between planets? Only when necessary. I prefer to stay
somewhere I am familiar with.

INTERVIEWER - Do you enjoy any favourite foods?

LADY SHAA - Just fruits. Kavasa fruit from Corellia, Driblis fruit from Wayland, Gapanga fruit from Lorrd,
and Marsh fruit from Graf-World in wild space are some of my favourites.

INTERVIEWER - What is your favourite pastime? How do you spend your free time?

LADY SHAA - Collecting works of art. It's probably something which also drew me towards Momin.
I have some of Momin's best works in my collection. I have paintings, statues and sculptures from
all over the galaxy. Most of them have a rather "dark" meaning behind them.

INTERVIEWER - What are your goals for the future?

LADY SHAA - The same as every other sith. To live forever. To rule the galaxy forever. To have as
much money and possessions as possible. Only the finest for me.

INTERVIEWER - Is there one skill which you do not have, that you wished you had?

LADY SHAA - I would like to have the ability to "bend" space and time. I could travel anywhere, in an
instant. Past, present or future, it wouldn't matter. Time and distance would be meaningless to me.

INTERVIEWER - That would be a very useful skill. One more question, if I may...

LADY SHAA - No more questions. The dark side is growing tired of you.

INTERVIEWER - Very well. Thank you for your time, my lady.

LADY SHAA - Shut up and leave, before the dark side decides to end you, permanently.