Everyone was getting ready for christmas

Everyone was getting ready for christmas. Blitz was decorating, Shag cooking and everyone was happy. None happier than perhaps Exile. His son would be born any day now.

Not too long ago, a new operative was reassigned to HQ from space command. Her name was natalya, she was a husky with bright blue eyes and long black hair. she and exile immeadiatley took a liking to each other. Not long after that, they were married.

Exile and Natalya were in front of a roaring firplace, laying under a warm blanket. Exile kissed her, while she ran her fingers through Exile's hair(which, by the way, he'd been growing out. it was almost a foot long now).

Blitz popped open another bottle of booze and tilted it back over his mouth. He missed and got it in his eyes. He screamed and ran around , until finally running into the wall, falling backwards, trippng on exile and almost landing in the fireplace. everyone laughed at him.

Hunter and colleen were cuddling under a blanket in their room. They had just gotten to sleep when they heard a high pitched scream, from the front room. apparently, Exile punched Blitz in his face, because after they laughed at him, he started making russian jokes. "relax, Exile." said hunter." he does'nt know what he's saying, he's wasted." Exile lowered his voice. " sorry," he said. "this whole 'father' thing has me a little on edge."Hunter said "relax, Exlie. I felt the same way when Colleen and I had alexander."

Hunter and colleen had a son. His name, was alexander. he was two, and his favorite game was "stomp on blitz's toes." if not "dip blitz's hand in warm water while he's asleep." Right now, alexander was running about the kitchen, in a new shirt colleen bought him last weekend. Shag had to be extra careful, he stepped lightly and watched for Alexander, now repeating "what, fred?!" over and over.

Proffessor Sheperd was in his lab, working on something important, and nobody had a clue what it could pssibly be, for every time somebody asked him, he would, as Blitz puts it, "talk science." ( not even Hunter or Exile could translate that.)

Muzzle was as happy a anyone else at HQ. He and greta, who had joined our side not long ago, had two puppies. Both of them were just as destructive as muzzle, and continuosly fed off of each other, enforcing bad behavior. there names were Psych and leon. both of them were tearing around the base like a bat out of hell. Muzzle, who was supposed to keep them in his sight, was sleeping with greta instead.

The red alert sounded off. All the rovers reported to the briefing room. once there, the proffessor spoke. "Rovers" he said. " it looks like parvo is at it again, using a high powered mutant being to steal a uranium shipment . blitz interupted" oh, fuck me." he growled. " sorry master," hunter said. " i told him to lay off the suace, but..." The proffessor continued. " anyways, this mutant he's found, is a stolen military project, known as project WARWOLF." the screen came on. The WARWOLF was big, and hairy, and-- "eeeew, he's nekid." Blitz said. Exile told him " don't be wierd boy."

"remember, rovers" said the proffessor." it's bite is highly contagious. you could be mutated, just like him." The rovers left the briefing room, to the hangar. Exile stopped his wife. " Natalya, please, stay here. i don't want any thing to happen to you." she Said "Exile,I don't anything to happen to you either." Exile kissed her, and told her "nothing will happen to me. but you are very weak right now! please, stay here." she nodded and hugged him. he left.

They got into the sky rover and took off. when they got to the scene of the rampage, the WARWOLF was munching on somebody's leg. he turned towards them and snarled. "whoa, talk about ugly!" said hunter. "all right rovers, get ready to unload!" Blitz drew his weapon, a polished Miktor MKL grenade launcher. hunter aimed His SMG at the beast. " LET'S ROOOOOOOOCK!" screamed Blitz and he began firing. colleen tossed the gun aside and went after him hand-to-hand. she knocked two of his teeth out with a well placed roundhouse kick, then went for the throat. blitz had used all his grenades, so he threw himself towards the beast, teeth bared. WARWOLF was faster. He took a chunk clean out of blitz's leg. Blitz howled in pain and was thrown back. he struck hishead on a wall and was knocked unconcious. Hunter was firing off every round he had at the beast, but nothing really affected him

"rovers, fall back!" yelled hunter. Exile was carrying blitz's unconcious body. he dropped it next to hunter, and turned to colleen. "what are you doing?" he asked as colleen pulled the pin from a grenade and threw it at the beast. It exploded, but did not affect the beast at all. "we need backup. bad." said hunter. as he spoke, a helicopter flew in from fucking nowhere, and seven RR operatives jumped out, ready to fight. They were packing explosives, rocket launchers, combat shotguns and more. "oh, commander Damien, how unpleasant of you to drop by." said Hunter to a large german shepherd rover. He had always had a problem with commander Damien. " shut it Hunter. were taking this thing down." he started firing at the monster with a rifle shooting nine-inch metal spikes.

The beast was finally begining to weaken.as it fell, blitz woke up. "damn cocksucker bit me, took a bite right outta me!" He yelled. "Blitz, calm down, the master can find an antidote, im sure he can. they departed, and flew towards HQ.

Exile sprinted as fast as posible to the medbay. There, Exile gasped, Lay his wife, holding his newborn son. As they'd agreed, his name was Xavier. he held his boy, while across the room, blitz was screaming his head off. "blitz, that was the alchahol swab. " said the proffessor." now hold still." he took a sample, and found an antidote quickly. He said blitz may have some different characteristics from now on. all was well. for now... at the scene of the rampage, the beast had been removed to a safer location... or so they thought... until it opened its eyes and stood up.