***-disclaimer-I do not own anything Inuyasha.

25 ways to kill yourself---Sesshoumaru style

Who knew committing suicide could be so fun!

Tell Rin Sesshoumaru is a hentai and to ask him what it means

Teach Rin the Barbie song

Embarrass him with baby pictures

Tell Rin Sesshoumaru doesn't love her

Tell Sesshoumaru Kagome loves him

Tell Sesshoumaru he looks like a girl

Paint his fluff while he's sleeping

Cut his second arm off

Afterwards...taunt him by saying he's a walking stump

Take his tokijin

Try to seduce him by saying "You smexy thang..."

Hop in the tub while he's taking a bath

Quietly ask him if he's gay

Ask him if he wants to have sex with Rin

Pay for him to have a personal stripper arrive at his house the next day

Pull him through the well to the future

Once in the future take him to Mc'Donalds and leave him there

Come back an hour later and ask him why there are a bunch of dead children lying around

Tell Rin to tell Sesshoumaru that she thinks he is gay

Come up to him and say, "What's cookin', good lookin'?"

Tell him you captured Rin

Kill Jaken in front of him

Confess your love for him infront of Rin

Tell Rin how to have sex

Then tell her to ask if she can do it with Sesshoumaru

-***--A/n- I just wanted to make a one-shot Humor story. That's okay, right? I'm sure it's okay. Make sure to review and update on my stories! Cuz' I write fast! I just love y'all, readers! By the way, I want to give out a special thanks to DemonPrincess-Rin for reviewing on all my chapters in 'The Ages'. Thank you, DemonPrincess-Rin!~***~ I also want to dedicate this story to my sister, Joy [Peppaminty on --Check out her awesome stories!] who gave me the idea of doing a story like this!

--Libs