I do not own Alvin & the Chipmunks. I am just a super big fan!!!!
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Alvin Seville and his brothers, Simon and Theodore, were walking to their next class when they noticed a bunch of kids clustered around the bulletin board posted outside the principal's office. "What's going on?" little Theodore asked. "Let's go find out!" Alvin exclaimed.
After they elbowed their way through a few kids, they laid eyes on a bright yellow poster with the message written in bold, black lettering:
BATTLE OF THE BANDS
TRY-OUTS THIS SATURDAY
ONLY TWO BANDS WILL PARTICIPATE
CASH PRIZE OF $100
"Wow!" Alvin yelled, "A real, live band competition! We're shoo-ins!" A few of the kids departed but Alvin and his brothers remained, Alvin shouting through the halls of their soon-to-be success. "That cash prize is going to feel so good in my hands!" Alvin yelled.
"Only if we let you touch it!" a voice said from behind. The boys whipped their heads around to find none other than Brittney Miller and her squad of Chipette sisters, Jeanette and Eleanor.
"Oh yeah?!" Alvin screamed.
"Yeah!" Brittney screamed back. Simon and Theodore rolled their eyes at their egotistical brother, and Jeanette and Eleanor sighed at their conceited sister. Alvin and Brittney argued constantly. Their huge egos were always crashing. The bell rang but Brittney and Alvin continued their argument. "I'm late for my class," Simon said and left. Jeanette followed, accompanied by Eleanor and Theodore.
"Oh yeah?!" Alvin shouted again.
"Yeah!" Brittney shouted back again.
"I'll show her!" Alvin said aloud to himself. The Chipmunks were in their garage/band studio. Simon and Theodore sat on the floor, listening to Alvin's rant. "When is he going to stop?" Theodore asked. "Until he's blue in the face." Simon replied.
"What're you guys waiting for?!" Alvin barked at them, "It's time to practice! Don't you want to beat the Chipettes?!" The truth was, they didn't care about petty competition like their brother. "Ready Chipmunks?" Alvin said. "Ready!" the others said halfheartedly.
"Ah one! Ah two! Ah one, two, three, four!" Alvin sang into the microphone.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do. He said that:
"Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!"
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice
He said to...
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Now, you've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser.
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart.
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, baby…
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
"Is that all you can do?" a snide voice said from outside the garage door. The boys looked around confused until they saw the garage door be lifted open to see, who else?, Brittney.
"It's way better than you could do!" Alvin shouted, his face growing hot. Brittney laughed at this comment. Then she rolled her eyes in a Oh please! manner and shuffled down the driveway and across the street.
Alvin said through clenched teeth, "We'll show her! C'mon guys! We'll practice 'til dawn!"
"When's that, Simon?" Theodore asked sheepishly. "A very long time away." Simon said exasperatedly.
