Cat's have 9 lives; 3 they play, 3 they stray and 3 they stay.
LIFE 1 : I was only teasing her, I didn't realise she didn't like people biting her tail. I mean I don't mind. She didn't need to have a huff and throw the boot at me. What a waste of a life!
LIFE 2 : Little kits are so tedious. Surely there is a rule about kidnapping the tribe's sex symbol. I must ask Munk about that. If there isn't there should be. Well that is another life gone.
LIFE 3 : I need to pick less fiery mates next time. All I said was Bomb had put on a bit of weight. How would I know she was dieting. She is soooo hissy. Queens-you can't please this. At least I have my fan club. Another life gone.
LIFE 4 : Brothers, who needs them. I have one who is way too serious and another way too scary. eyeroll Damn Macavity and his henchcats, damn them to hell. Four lives gone.
LIFE 5 : It was Misto's fault really. He told me to jump so I did. Word of advice kits, never listen to a magician. They are quite clearly delusional. Still I love that furball, when he isn't getting me killed.
LIFE 6 : Damn humans, Damn cars!
LIFE 7 : First day back after my little car accident. Munk and Demi take a break and leave me in charge. There's a storm and I am suddenly saving my entire fan club. Oh dear, I am turning into a softy. 7 lives gone.
LIFE 8 : Why is Bomb always starting fights. I end up having to defend her against all sorts, my brother Macavity, pekes, humans and pollicles. I love her but really all I ask is one day. One day of peace.
LIFE 9 : I won't waste this one. I will play with my fan club. Spend time with dad and Munk. Talk to Demi, be nicer to Misto and I'll stay with Bomb. She means the world to me…………………………..good job jellicle cats are immortals.
