Disclaimer: I don't own Ratchet and Clank and I never will. But I can always dream of it…

My M-rated oneshot I planned is canceled. Instead I'm starting a new story now. Enjoy!

Prologue

BOOM! The Ranger exploded into smithereens. His partner screamed and ran away. Captain Quark laughed. "Foolish robot!" he said boastingly.

"You are no match for…THE GREATEST SUPERHERO WHO EVER L--."

"Aw just shut up Quark," said Ratchet irritably. "You're not that great."

"You're just jealous," mocked Quark, who was becoming more overconfident every day.

"Yeah, jealous of not having a butt-shaped chin," Ratchet said sarcastically.

"Why you little--!"

"Boys, boys," interrupted Sasha. "Calm down."

Quark pretended to not hear. Ratchet yawned. Sasha sighed. It was another boring day abroad the Starship Phoenix. After the defeat of Dr. Nefarious, there was simply nothing exciting to do.

Ratchet had already completed the VR challenges and beat every match on Annihilation Nation. He visited all the planets countless times and was tired of the same old easy enemies. He almost wished the Tyhrraniods would attack Solana again so he'll get some good action. But the only villains were just regular mere criminals that had stole something or killed someone. The police were the ones who handled that, not Ratchet.

So he and Captain Quark resorted to destroying innocent Galactic Rangers and then repairing them. No harm done. But now even this new hobby was starting to get boring. Ratchet longed for something exciting to happen.

"Hey Ratchet!" shouted Quark. "Think fast!"

The green-costumed superhero launched a black hole next to Ratchet with a rift ripper. A startled lombax was instantly sucked in. The last thing he saw before going into the dark circle was Sasha's scared face and a look of amazement on Captain Quark's.

"…………….."

"……………….."

"………………."

"Errrr…oops," said Quark sheepishly as the black hole closed and vanished.

Well, what do you think? Review!