And now it's time for…

Crash Bandicoot's American Idol!

With your host, Crash Bandicoot!

Judges:

(Nobody from the Crash Bandicoot games so there won't be any butt-kicking here. Sorry fellas!)

Hunter

Spyro the Dragon

And the Sorceress

Crash: Our contestants are…

Bianca

Nina Cortex

Nona Cortex (I pwn her mind you)

And Coco

Crash: We will start in a random order, give the contestants a chance to warm up and come in… and now we wait.

…And wait…

…And wait…

Round 1:Our First Contestant- Coco Bandicoot!

Coco stepped up and she had quite a sweet voice.

Coco: Hey all.

Judges: Hi Coco.

Spyro: Now what will you be singing?

Coco: I'll be singing Soak up the Sun.

Spyro: All right. Let's hear it.

Coco:

III'm (voice crack) gonna soak up the sun,
I'm gonna tell everyone (off key)
To lighten uup (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
III've got no one to blame
'Cause every time I feel lame
I'm lookin' uup
I'm gonna soak up the suun…

Spyro: Okay…you have a good voice, but this is probably not the right song for you.

Sorceress: She's not evil so I say no.

Spyro: Oh, come on. It's the voice you have to focus on, not evilness.

Hunter: Yeah.

Sorceress: Oh really? So only because Bianca likes you, you take HIS side?

Hunter: (growls) Oh that's it you're going DOWN!

(Spyro flames high up.)

Spyro: Enough! What do we give Coco? Hold up your ratings!

(Short pause for scribbling)

Spyro: 9

Hunter: 8

Sorceress: 5

(Hunter glares at Sorceress)

Crash: Your total score is 22. Not bad.

Coco walks out, hoping the next contestant would get a worse

score.