Crash Bandicoot's American Idol!
With your host, Crash Bandicoot!
Judges:
(Nobody from the Crash Bandicoot games so there won't be any butt-kicking here. Sorry fellas!)
Hunter
Spyro the Dragon
And the SorceressCrash: Our contestants are…
BiancaNina Cortex
Nona Cortex (I pwn her mind you)
And CocoCrash: We will start in a random order, give the contestants a chance to warm up and come in… and now we wait.
…And wait…
…And wait…
Round 1:Our First Contestant- Coco Bandicoot!
Coco stepped up and she had quite a sweet voice.
Coco: Hey all.
Judges: Hi Coco.
Spyro: Now what will you be singing?
Coco: I'll be singing Soak up the Sun.Spyro: All right. Let's hear it.
Coco:
III'm (voice crack) gonna soak up the sun,
I'm gonna tell everyone (off key)
To lighten uup (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
III've got no one to blame
'Cause every time I feel lame
I'm lookin' uup
I'm gonna soak up the suun…
Spyro: Okay…you have a good voice, but this is probably not the right song for you.
Sorceress: She's not evil so I say no.
Spyro: Oh, come on. It's the voice you have to focus on, not evilness.
Hunter: Yeah.
Sorceress: Oh really? So only because Bianca likes you, you take HIS side?
Hunter: (growls) Oh that's it you're going DOWN!
(Spyro flames high up.)
Spyro: Enough! What do we give Coco? Hold up your ratings!
(Short pause for scribbling)
Spyro: 9
Hunter: 8
Sorceress: 5
(Hunter glares at Sorceress)
Crash: Your total score is 22. Not bad.
Coco walks out, hoping the next contestant would get a worse
score.
