Hello there! Here's a new story. I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Sai watched as Sasuke strikes the last enemy nin with his sword. It has been almost 4 months since team 7 minus Sakura went on a mission to eliminate missing nins who presented trouble for Konoha. Their pink haired teammate wanted to go but the Hokage put her on hospital duty. Sasuke put fire on the body while Yamato made a house and Kakashi took out his favorite book to read from where he left. As for Naruto, he was relieved by the fact that the mission was over and they could go home.
"Finally!" Naruto exclaimed after the last kill. "We can finally go home and eat some ramen from Ichiraku's. I'm getting tired of soldier pills and that instant food Tsunade-hag made us bring."
"Hokage-sama gave us these instant food for us to try and determine if they are good to give on missions." Yamato took one out of his bag. "I say they are pretty effective. The scientist who made this is a genius. Who would've thought that it was possible to make a jutsu where food would pop out of nowhere?"
"I don't care about that." Sasuke said as he burned the last corpse. "As long as it isn't ramen I'm fine with it."
"TEME!"
"For once I agree with the Uchiha, dick-less." Sai said to Naruto with his usual fake smile. "I read in a book that ramen causes indigestion and it's not healthy to eat the same thing all the time."
"You shouldn't believe everything a book says. And stop calling me dick-less you bastard."
"Why?" Sai asked innocently. "Are you afraid that people find out the fact that you don't have a dick?"
Sasuke smirked, Yamato looked amused and Kakashi looked over his book when they blonde loudmouth twitched his nerve.
"YOU BASTARD!" Impulsively, Naruto launched himself to attack Sai, who wore his usual fake smile. When he was getting closer to the former root member, the copy nin stopped him.
"We don't want to attract eyes Naruto-kun." The blonde-haired jinchuriki composed himself. "We should lay low until we arrive Konoha. Let's enter the house and grab some rest."
Two hours later, they had already accommodated in their rooms and were in the living room of the house Yamato had summoned.
"I'm bored." Naruto whined. "We should do something interesting as a team."
"What do you propose?" Sasuke asked with interest.
"A bet."
"A bet?" Sai asked.
"We are too old to do this kind of stuff." Kakashi said.
"Come on sensei!" Naruto whined. "Just this once. It's not like we are going to live of making bets."
"The idea sounds fun." Yamato said.
"I'm in." The former root member replied.
"Me too. I've been too bored lately." Sasuke looked at Kakashi. "I think Kakashi-sensei is afraid of making a bet." He said in a teasing tone.
"Geez." Naruto added. "Who would've thought that a veteran jounin and former Anbu is afraid of a stupid little dare?"
"I guess I should name him coward." Sai said.
"Wait till the whole village finds out."
"Fine." The copy nin finally gave in. "Konoha has been getting boring. I guess it's good to do something interesting once in a while."
"Yay!" Naruto cheered. "I say we make a competition about who will be the first to make a girl fall in love."
"Any girl?" Yamato asked
"No." Naruto answered. "We choose tonight."
"I think Yamato should pursue Kurenai." Kakashi began.
"That's a good idea." Naruto agreed. "Teme should pursue Sakura."
"That's easy."
"That's what you think teme, she doesn't like you anymore."
"What about you dick-less?" Sai asked.
"Stop calling me that."
"What about Tenten?" Yamato asked. "She seems like a nice girl".
"Good idea." Kakashi agreed.
"Kakashi should try with Shizune." Sasuke added. "They would make a nice couple."
"If you say so." The copy nin answered. "What about Sai?"
"I think Hinata-chan would be perfect for him." Naruto said.
"Hinata-chan?" The pale nin asked.
"Hai." Naruto said with enthusiasm. "Hyuga Hinata, Neji's cousin."
"Oh." Sai remembered said girl. 'She is the one with the weird eyes'.
"When do we start?" Yamato asked.
"When we arrive to Konoha." Naruto answered. "We also have to think of a prize for the winner.
"The winner should get the allowance of this mission from the others." Sasuke said.
"Do we have a deal?" Naruto asked.
"Hai."
"Fine."
Sasuke nodded.
"I'm in."
I hope you guys liked the chapter. I'm open to any ideas on the techniques the guys should use to make the girls fall in love with them.
Another thing, I'm looking for a Beta reader. If someone is interested please let me know.
