Kisame squealed as he chased Itachi around the Akatsuki hideout. Itachi shrieked like a girl and ducked behind a couch. Kisame emitted a short laugh, halfway between a squeal and a burp. Itachi would have given him an odd look if he weren't being chased. Itachi dodged a table, narrowly missing it. Itachi mumbled to himself as he raced towards the door.

All around the Mulberry bush,

The monkey chased the weasel.

Kisame laughed.

"Wait up, Itachi-San!" he called. "I just want to play dress up!" He shouted.

Itachi shivered, but Kisame didn't notice since they were still running around. Itachi ducked behind a bush and leapt over a log, running back towards the hideout with a shark-man in a cloak following close behind. Any spectators might have thought the two were playing tag. Oh, how wrong they would be.

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun…

Kisame leapt into the air, landing on top of Itachi. He pulled out a girly pink dress. "Come on Itachi!" He howled. "You know you love the dress!" he cried.

Pop goes the weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, this story was strange. I thought of it while watching TV, and I wrote it while listening to Linkin Park's 'Krwling'.