Author's Note

Hey all! Welcome to my newest fic. Okay so let me clarify a few things. First off, who here watched Zombieland? -raises hand- Yay! Well as I watched the movie (which was freakin hilarious by the way. Definitely recommend it if you're old enough for it.) I got to thinking what if instead of zombies it was deranged pokemon that ran rampant around the world. And that's how I got the basis for this fic. Anyway let me tell you a few things before you start reading.

THIS IS A MATURE FIC. Meaning this is not for little kiddies eyes. If you think this is one of those bubble gum "everyone has friendly pokemon and are total best buds" stories then you're completely wrong. This is very violent...very cursy... and very...well very not good for children and/or very squeamish people. So if you're not into Violence/Gore/Lots of Cursing/Some Sexual References/and the occasional WTF! then this is not the fic for you.

This fic. takes place in the pokemon universe but with some real world references such as guns, weaponry, food, etc.

While this fic. is based off zombieland I won't be following the movie. Meaning I won't be making a zombieland remake only with pokemon characters and pokemon instead of zombies. I'll be creating my own timeline and sequence of events. I will however be making quite a few references to the movie so be on the look out for those.

The pokemon characters in this story will be completely out of character from how they act in the anime. They will be more like the characters in film so if you haven't watched the film yet I highly recommend you watch it before you read this fic. Otherwise you may not get some of the characters action. Twinkies anyone? Hehehe...

The story will be told in first person from Ash's perspective. Meaning I will be using "I" a lot so if you don't like it well...not much I can do. Also I won't be using the character's names rather their place of birth (I.e Pallet, Pewter City, etc.) Again, if you don't get it watch the movie.

If you don't like where i'm going with this then please feel free to to click on that "x" on your browser so you can get away from my story and find something more to your liking, otherwise to those who want to read feel free to continue on to the next chapter. Oh and by the way...

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