So, uh...
there was a guy who was flying and got hit with a fucking meteorite,yeh?
Then crashes on a planet and he was like, ok lets go gt help u guise, so he went and ran into this little small guys and was like SHIT I CAN USE THESE GUYS AND THEY CAN LEARN FROM ME! then they fought a water guy(remember him 4 later), a stone-y guy, and a smelly guy who gave them 100 pikmins.
Then all he needed was his money for obamacare. Then he went to get it and a grub king guy was like "BITCH" and then the guy was like "BIOTCH" so then they fought and lots of pikman died
Then he threw the holy hand grenade in his mouth and he blewededed up.
so then he goes back home and sees the national debt is really high, and so they take his pimp ride for munny. he get pissed and then a bottlecap was sucked up by the uh...well...lets just call him a$$ship. So a$$ship sed, so then the guy and...asshole #1, went to a planet
So they land, except asshole #1 got hit by a tree and was like WAT THE FAK. and then the a$$ship lands and said
Press b to go fuck yourself.
so he finds him and sees he has been molested by a picmim and is like
then they get tresure and they go to #2sp00ky4me land. then a watery guy comes down (REMEMBER HIM 4 LATER #THROWBACK THURSDAY) and is like
then he runs over everyone with his hard watery cock (Hey, its fanfiction, you gotta have cock.)
then a purple pikaminchu kicks his eis and saves the day. they get their shit and leave the planet, but asshole #1 was feeling sick because he ate a part of the watery guy, and then he invades the credits.
the guy and the mayor were like "hey lets go save the asshole", and the go and find him in a whole called the dream den.
The guy the mayor and the pacmans fell and saw he was ontop of the final boss from Gears of War 3. they fihght him and he turns into goop. (REEEEMMMMMEEEEEMMMMMMBEEEERRRR0
So then there is the other guy, , and asshole #2, and they come froma racist starving planet called america. they go and crash because of the damn meteorite, then asshole #2 gets eaten. The other guy saves and they beat up a bat that swallowed asshole #2. then the get to a cave tree thing that has the guy and the thre save him but this gold thing chases them oustide and reveals to be the greatest villian in sony history.
then they have a battlle, they get raped, and he gets raped. they fly away, asshole #1 is still on the planet, and no one knows when the next 3 games are coming out.
the end.
