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- i dotn own beetle jucie but i own his children, mwah hahahaha!( evil laugh) lol
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Chapter I (How it started)
Moo Juice POV
"God, don't have a cow baby girl!" It's amazing and should be really exhilarating and impossible that this is the phrase that started off my existence, but with a life and family like mine it's not very surprising. Let me start off by telling you about my parents then you will probably understand my predicament, oh yeah I almost forgot, my name is… Hexcria Moo Juice but you can call me moo juice for now.
There was at a time a dead married couple living in a house with a teenage girl named Lydia who was into spooks, and a crazy dead guy named Beetle Juice or BJ for short. BJ and Lydia fell in love amazingly, even though when she had first met Beetle Juice he tried to force her to marry him, and tried to kill her family claiming he was just helping the dead married couple; but she still stuck by his side, well eventually anyways. You see Beetle juice use to be really crazy, but his heart kind of changed because he realized he really did care for Lydia. One day when he was stuck in the model of the city that is in the attic, he just talked to her the entire day and realized she really was the perfect girl for him, and he was really amazed when she willingly called his name three times wanting to spend time with him. For the first time he kept his promise and stayed calm, it was the first day he was ever in such a loving embrace and decided he never wanted to hurt her again, so in order to be with her, he agreed to go on some meds which calmed him down a lot. She was so good for him and they couldn't have been happier which surprised everyone.
Kindly the dead married couple moved into the good afterlife, and left the house to the love birds; they're kind of like my grand parents but look about the same age as my parents, they're really nice, they visit the house at least twice a year though, they love that place and its easy to see why, its extremely beautiful on top of the hill. Then Lydia's parents moved back to New York where her mom was happy, though she gave up her sculpting because after the first time meeting beetle juice the stuff totally creeped her out. So it seemed like the perfect happily ever after but it clearly wasn't the end of the story or I wouldn't be here. Now having the house all to themselves Beetle Juice and Lydia conceived their first born, a son they named Hexsis Hannibal Constantine Juice or Hexsis for short, everything was still perfect, his birth went nicely so when Lydia got pregnant again no one really had any worries, anyway about a year and a half later after having Hexsis they conceived a baby girl. This is where I come in of course, me, Hexcria Moo Juice, well actually a female zombie/cow, weird I know, but let me explain.
Right before I would be conceived Lydia/mom started freaking out because she was in so much pain from labor. She was so stressed that when she was grabbing BJ's hand for support she accidentally ripped it off. BJ smirked not really minding, "don't have a cow baby girl" he said sarcastically, at that moment she passed out. I found all this out from my mom later on just to let you know. When Lydia awoke the doctors all looked at her as if she had just grown another head, "where's my baby?" she whispered still quite tired, but no one said anything. She began to grow frustrated and looked around the room searching for some kind of an answer. She spotted BJ sitting in the corner looking stunned as if just seeing a miracle, which I guess is ironic since he's dead but oh well. "Beetle baby", she whispered "tell me where my baby is please" she said worriedly, and became even more anxious when he just shrugged his shoulders. "Well can you at least tell me what it is?" she said growing frustrated again; of course I she believe meant boy or girl, but that's not the exact answer she got. "Well" he said finally coming out of his bemusement and leaning back in the hospital chair, "it's a cow" he said simply grinning with his eyes closed and his arms folded neatly over his chest. "What do you mean it's a cow, do you mean it's big?" she asked quizzically. "Sort of, here, show her" he said turning to one of the nurses, "but sir I don't think…", "hey it's her 'thing', so give it to her!" he said crudely cutting the nurse off quickly. "Umm yes sir", she quickly peeked her head out the door calling out down the hall "please doctors bring it in, she's ready". A few long seconds later two doctors with a huge bundle in there arms carried it over to my mother's bed side and set it down slowly, "there ya go miss, she's a big one", one doctor said winking at her. The Lydia looked shocked, she slowly reached over with trembling hands and unwrapped the cover of the blanket, in it laid me, a cute baby zombie calf sleeping soundly. Lydia started to cry hysterically then passed out again.
After a few days Lydia truly accepted me as her zombie calf daughter, and though she had named me Hexcria Moo Juice, mom and everyone else called me moo juice or moo for short; for obvious reasons. After I was born apparently life was never the same again at home, mom, and dad started arguing. I remember them arguing almost everyday over the stupidest things, but it was so much worse when it was on my behalf. One day I remembered them arguing over whether it was right or not for me to sleep in the house or not. Remembering back, my fathers words stung so much, "we can't have some huge, fat, dead, creepy, red eyed, cow thing just in our house, I mean this isn't a freaking barn, wow actually that's a good idea, I could build it a barn or dog house, kind of makes me want steak talking about it, who's up for Long Horns he called out, I heard the whole thing from the field of our back yard, my brother stood their basically flinching for me. He cried the tears I couldn't cry and hugged me around my large neck, "I will never think of you that way, you are my baby sister and I love you" I remembered him whispering softly in my ear petting my head, I was just 8 at the time. My mom became so furious that she kicked him out, so the 'love birds' ended up hating each other, I've always felt it was somewhat my fault but I would never admit that to anyone, i'm pretty sure my brother knew though, it didn't matter though because I knew my brother never thought that, that contemplation kept me going through the hard days.
Nevertheless Beetle juice retreated back to the bad afterlife to live; I think he was ashamed of me, but after a while he got lonely, so when my brother turned 10, my father tried to convince him to kill himself, lucky my brother is way more decent than my dad, he could never kill himself but he told my father that if he found a way then he would agree to it, so he could live with him in the afterlife. So beetle juice paid some guys to kill Hexsis for him, my father is so selfish, taking the one person that cared about me away from me, just pure evil. Hexsis went willingly when the men captured him, he knew it was most likely my father's doing and was smiling the entire time. The guys had taken him one day when we were playing together in the meadow, they just grabbed him and threw him in their van blind folding him; I was so devastated I couldn't stop worrying till he told me himself what had actually happened. Anyway after a long drive they pulled up to the docks and shoved him out the car. They made him climb up on some old crates and then one put a rope around his neck, they pulled the blind fold off and my brother still had that weird smiling sneer on his face. "Don't act like you aren't scared boy, were going to kill you, so do you have any last words?", being my brother I imagine him smirking as he said "I'm not scared of shit, but I do have a last request", "fine but hurry it up" one of the men said growing impatient. "Tell my mom, and my cow/sister that ill see them Friday, and I'm going to so haunt you guys when I get back" he said seriously; I can just picture the small smile on his cold face, "whatever kid, see ya, oh wait no I wont" the man said sarcastically kicking the crate from under the his feet, he didn't even give a struggle he just died smiling which really creeped the men out; I thought it was so cool when he told me about it!, "come on guys, lets bury the body then get out of here, that kid really got under my skin" the leader said, "yeah me too, hey lets remove his head just to make sure he stays dead, then bury him" one of them suggested being a little over superstitious, "ok fine, but hurry, I'm ready to get the hell out of here".
"This is like one of my favorite stories my brother would tell me, when he finally reached 'the living dead' world. Hexsis woke up in an emergency room looking up at a nurse that looked like she had been burned to death; kinda creepy but her smile kinda through it off, she was currently doing something to his neck, he smirked, "I'm finally here" he thought to himself. "Hey darling be still, I'm almost finished" she said finishing up what ever she was doing to him. "There sewed back in its rightful place, wow kid you're the first one I've seen arrive here with such a bright smile on your face, other than beetle juice, actually you kind of look like him, are you guys related?" she asked in a thick country accent, "yep, I'm his son, hey what happened to my neck?" he said sitting up, "well looks like who ever killed you wanted to make sure you were dead so they cut off your head, so I stitched it back on, and by the marks around your neck I'm betting that they hung you, but that's not important now, right now you need to go to the waiting room to see where you need to go ok darlin, so go down the hall and it's the first door on your left, bye!".
After his long and boring pointless wait in what seemed a never ending line Hexsis got directions to our father's place. It was very difficult to decipher at first and a weird yet kind janitor with dark circles around his eyes kindly lead him around till he made it out of the weird maze checkered slanted hallway. Hexsis finally made it to dad's house, and years passed, he stayed there and I would missed him while with mom; who grieved a lot over him, spoiled brat. He was only allowed to visit a few times each year, he did go back that Friday to apologize to mom for leaving her for dad, and also to torment the guys that killed him, who eventually went crazy and killed themselves, but that didn't really do any good since he can torment them in both worlds, I sometimes help too; zombie cows can be quite frightening".
