Me and my friend, another fanfiction writer named Msanogi, made this by passing the story to each other and writing a sentence at a time. If you don't want to be confused, DON'T READ THIS. Oh yeah. I don't own Dragonball Z and there is a big chance I never will. Ok here's the story.

Once there was a little man called Krillin who was trapped in a key chain.

Once there was a little gamer who lived in the town of Lictiticaca.

One day the gamer tripped over something in the dirt; it was the key chain.

Inside it there was a bald man screaming like a girl.

"If you free me," he said between tears, "I will grant you one wish."

"Cool. Can I, like, wish for anything? So can I wish for a million wishes?"

Krill in looked around slyly. "Um, no. Unless you wish for the same wish a million times and give me a tic-tac."

The gamer just shrugged and put the key chain under his foot. "No, don't crush me!"

Krillin touched a button on his fancy watch and grew to full size, which was still very small.

"You're so. so." "Handsome?" Krillin interrupted. " I was gonna say short and disturbing."

The gamer heard screams in the distance and turned his head to see his tiny village being destroyed by a giant evil panda.

"Don't worry, I'll save you!" said the gamer and he took out his controller and continuosly beat the panda in the head until it was dead.

The evil Panda was Ranma's dad from Ranma ½, but he had drunk from the stream of instant Kaiju and had turned evil. But none of that's important right now.

Then a piece of toast came and started screaming for no apparent reason.

Meanwhile. an evil manatee had secretly gathered all the Dragonballs and wished Radditz back from the dead.

"I'll kill myself to save us all!" Goku yelled. Krill in stared at him. "Where'd you come from?"

But back to Radditz. "Why did you send me?!" asked Radditz. "You must eat from the Tree." the manatee looked around for evil affect. "The Tree of Might!"

And then the evil Enukid killed them all by picking them up by the back of their necks.

Then Goku sacrificed his life to bring them al back from the dead somehow.

Then Radditz ate his lunch of peas and Jerry Springer. Sephiroth: I like peas. Evil Enukid: Shut up or I'll kill you too! MWAHAHAHA! * falls over dead *

Radditz got on all fours and started eating grass. "Moo." He said triumphantly.

Krillin rolled his eyes. "Oh Yeah? Well I'm a turtle! Woof Woof Bwok Meow Potatoes!"

Gohan ran out. "Potatoes? Where? Where?!" he cried and bit off Krillin's head. "Mmm Chestnuts!"

The gamer stared at Gohan then threw the screaming toast at him and ran off with Krillin's arm.

After a long period of silence. "Noodles!" cried Goku and he started to eat Gohan's tail.

Then Goten came along. "Dad I'm a crack head. Can I have $500 in $1 bills?"

"Sure Goten!" Goku smiled.

Chi-Chi looked angry. "He should be studying!" Gohan broke down crying. Stop saying that! You said that to me and it ruined my life!" He ran into the house sobbing.

Mr. Safety: Now do you see what he did wrong kids? Never run into a house sobbing or you might spontaneously combust."

Right on cue, an explosion could be hears from inside the house. Then Radditz ate from the Tree of Might and destroyed the world. THE END.

Goku. I wish there still was a world. Gohan. Yeah. Me too.