A/N: This is also another wacked up story I decided to write. I LOVE NARUTO! AND CHARLIE BROWN! But sadly...I don't own either...
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Chapter One: The Game of Life, and Toilet Notes
Orochimaru sat in his room thinking.
How will I make my sandwhich today?
He was going through the choices of peanut butter and jelly, or tuna fish, when Kabuto walked in. He dipped his head.
"Hello, Lord Orochimaru. I've decided what board game we shall play today."
Orochimaru giggled in delight as he saw Kabuto pull out the Game of Life from behind his back. Kabuto always knew his favorites. He jumped up and snatched the game away, setting it down on the floor.
"LETS PLAY RIGHT NOW!!"
Kabuto shrugged and sat down next to him. "Alright."
As Orochimaru began to set up the game, he couldn't help but wonder where Sasuke was. He glanced out the window.
"Where is Sasuke? Is he here?"
Kabuto nodded. "He's up in his room playing the new video game you bought him."
Muahaha... Success...
He grinned. "Perfect. I knew he would love Sims Castaways. I just knew it."
"You are brillaint, my Lord."
"I remember the time when Itachi and I had played that game. We had such a fine-"
Sasuke busted into the room.
"ITACHI?! WHERE?!"
Orochimaru and Kabuto jumped. Rats. He had forgotton about Sasuke's paranoia to his big brother's name. He shook his head, and smiled.
"No, no, Sasuke. Itachi isn't HERE. We were just talking about him, that's all."
Sasuke looked from side to side.
"Are you sure? Cause if he's here, I'm gonna KILL him!"
"Don't worry, my dear little pawn- I mean, uh, Sasuke. The day in which you beat Itachi-"
"AGH! WHERE?!"
Sigh.
"The day in which you beat your brother, will come soon enough. Now, would you like to play Life with Kabuto and I?"
Sasuke looked at Kabuto and scowled. "No thanks. I'm still trying to make Sakura on my game. Why don't they have the option to put on pink hair? I CANNOT MAKE SAKURA WITHOUT IT!!"
Sasuke dashed out the door and down the hallway.
Orochimaru sighed. He was going to have to watch what he said in front of Sasuke. He looked back to the game board and rolled the dice.
"Oh my, Kabuto, look! I've had twins!"
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Sasuke threw the game control down to the floor. He was tired of playing this stupid game.
How could he go to the next island, if he couldn't make the raft?
Screw that game, anyway.
And screw Kabuto and Orochimaru and their stupid game of Life.
And most of all, screw his brother.
Man, if he ever saw that guy, he was going to kick his ass so hard, he would never be able to go to the bathroom again.
Speaking of bathroom, Sasuke had to go. He made his way down the hall and passed Orochimaru's room.
Damn him for not giving him his own bathroom. He always had to share with them. And whenever he needed to get in there, Kabuto would somehow be there first.
Damn Kabuto and his bladder problems.
And sure enough, when he reached the bathroom, the door was shut, hence, Kabuto.
Sasuke banged on the door. "Hurry up."
There was no answer.
"Hello?"
Nothing.
Sasuke pushed the door open, halfway sheilding his eyes, in case Kabuto hadn't heard him. No way did he need to see a naked Kabuto. That would scar him beyond repair. Not that he hadn't come close to seeing him many times, but he wasn't even going to try and remember those thoughts. Ick.
When the door was all the way open, and there had been no scream from anybody, Sasuke looked around.
No one was there, but on the toilet was a piece of paper, labeled, Sasuke. He slowly picked up the folded sheet and opened it.
Sasuke,
I just want you to know that I'm here. I could be in this very room for all you know. Hahahaha. You will never kill me.
Love, Itachi.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
A/N: What did you think of the first chapter? Let me know.
