A/N this is a possible one shot just feeling like writing new Kyman lately (you should see how much I've been writing hourly its CRAZY!) and your reviews on Strange Normal are much appreciated you guys totally brightened up my Easter :) *hugs through computer

anyway this is a lost episode I decided to make to sum up why I think Cartman Finds Love happened and the others in season sixteen too

i do not own Sp if i did it would totally suck ass

Love HotChocolate345

Weeks before season sixteen~

"What do you want fat ass?" Kyle asked at recesses. Cartman asked if they could talk while everyone else was playing football.

"Kahl, Ah called you here on account of you not agreeing yet on my last proposition."

Kyle sighed remembering the last time they had talked. "You mean your proposition of us being together to be the ultimate gay couple and sue every intolerant person for all they're worth?" He sighed. "Yea I remember."

"Well Kahl?"

"Well..I'm not fully against it but I still can't get over dating you, Fatass." Kyle replied truthfully.

"You're STILL thinking? Dude its been three days!" Cartman whined.

"Why do I have to be apart of this any way? Why not Butters or some random kid?" Kyle asked not fully into his side if the argument.

"Because when we had HIV people already thought we were together," at the mention of that experience Kyle glared at him, praying to God he won't say that HIV positive joke. "not only that but we were paid for curing it also."

Kyle thought about this predicament. He could have Cartman bug him about this for a week, or get money out if this, or get Cartman to somehow make this all out to be a trick to out him as gay. (he had no idea how but you never knee with Cartman)

"Fuck it, I'll be your fake boyfriend to sue people."

Cartman smiled evilly as he threw an arm around Kyle's shoulders. The bell rang signaling recess to be over. "That's mah Jew!"