~DEADLY VAMPIRE BEATINGS - CHAPTER 1~
The pale vampire suddenly found himself in late 19th century Japan. Facing him was a traditional wooden sliding door, the type you saw in the old samurai flicks. Confused, he dusted his face off and was about to make sure his hair was still styled properly when the doors slid open.
A tall, muscular figure stood before him, clad in what appeared to be a white jacket with black markings. He wore bandages on various parts of his body and a red bandanna was tied tightly around his head.
"Who are you?" asked Edward.
"I am Sagara Sanosuke! A very powerful man!" the voice bellowed.
"What is this!" cried Edward.
"Yes!" replied the powerful man. "As you can see, I possess extremely defined muscles as well as a jacket that says I am evil! But I really am not! Also, you cannot read Japanese."
"It does not matter," said the sharp-fanged one. "You are but a mere man, and I am a vampire! I am vegetarian, but it does not matter! Look at my skin!"
The vampire's skin started to glisten, much like the ocean did when stared at by the hot magma-like surface of the sun.
"Egads! What is this trickery!" Sanosuke screamed. "It is awful shit! Nonetheless, your sparkling powers are no match for my brute force! I am extremely powerful, I will have you know."
Sanosuke raised his right fist in the air, clenched into a ball of extreme five-fingered destruction.
"I AM SANOSUKE, A POWERFUL MAN! TAKE THIS!"
"I possess the speed of a thousand jaguars, man," Edward said casually.
"FUTAE NO KIWAMI!" screamed Sanosuke. His fist came crashing down like a comet in the region of Edward's fourth rib, on the left hand side. As the dust settled, Sanosuke looked in shock.
"You have missed. You are no match for my sexy vampire action. They give out posters of me in Burger King," Cullen said smugly.
Sanosuke grinned.
"Ha, do you give up already?" asked Edward.
"Heh heh," the fighter laughed. "Why must I give up something I've won?"
"Eh?" the vampire said in confusion. Beads of sweat began to collect on his brow as the dust settled. "Fuck! I'm FUCKED!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
