A/N: It was a totally random idea. Do not judge me. I sometimes feel the need to just write random shit. :D So, here it is! This is a collection of, more or less, drabbles about a Truth or Dare game that Ed is dreaming about after drinking accidentally a glass of milk. It's made just for the fun of it, so... eh.

Notice! Everything is chosen randomly: the character that plays in each chapter, the dare/truth, (optional) the character that needs to do something... So, it is a surprise for me, too!

Have fun! Don't find sense in this thing!


:xx- CHAPTER I -xx:

[ pepper! ]

They all stared at the bottle. It was green, made of glass, and it stood in the middle of their circle. Their shadows flickered as the dim fire of some candles was the only source of light. Nobody dared to say a word or move whatsoever.

"So…" Winry said, rubbing her palms together, "Who's starting?"

Ed snorted, crossing his arms over his chest. "This is ridiculous," he grumbled and Winry frowned.

"Well, do you happen to have a better suggestion, then?" she spat out, "We need to have some fun, you know!"

"I know that!" Ed protested, "But why do we have to play this stupid game?!"

Winry gasped, "We always played it when we were little!"

Suddenly, a candle closer to Ed had its flame burst high above his head. He flinched quickly and threw himself against Al, who blinked innocently. Ed's eye twitched.

"Damn you, Colonel!" Ed yelled, "Are you trying to kill me?"

Mustang arranged his collar and loosened it tightly. He raised his brows and drew a mischievous smile on his face. "Not as of now, Fullmetal," he replied – more like a purr.

"I do suggest that we begin the game," Hawkeye interfered and her serious tone regarding a simple game made everyone frown, "Moreover, unless someone offers to start we could –"

"Ah, let's get this over with!" Envy fumed, "How do we play this thing? Do I get to see Pipsqueak squirm around in pain?"

"Hey!" Ed jumped, "What is your guys' problem?!"

"Oh, yes!" Armstrong sparkled from his spot, nearly smashing Olivier and Izumi. He was a large mountain which stuck out of the crowd, "Will we ask each other?"

"Oi!" the familiar voice started Ed, Al, Mustang and Izumi. Ed shot up to his feet, gasping.

"Truth!?" he breathed out, "What the hell?" He struggled to find the source of the voice but, apparently, it was only a voice floating in the air, coming apparently out of nowhere.

"What is the meaning of this?" Mustang inquired with a frown.

"Calm your heels, humans," Envy said and arched a brow, "He is here to offer to be the one asking questions and giving dares."

"What…?" Al mused, "How could we trust him?"

"Oh," Truth chuckled, "You forgot that I'm God. And I happen to know what other people want from you… But if you insist, I'll only put it all on a, let's say, wheel of fortune."

Ed was about to protest, but Envy snapped immediately, "Let's get it over it! Jeez, you don't know how to have fun to save your petty lives! I'll start, then just follow the line!" He took the bottle and was about to hurtle it when Greed stopped him, a smirk playing his lips.

"Hold on, keep it," he said and Envy blinked, "Let's just randomize our turns with this thing."

"Fine," Envy groaned, his eyes closing as he put the bottle back down, "Whatever. Tell me what you got, Truth."

"Hmm…" Truth's voice sounded like a melody, "Truth or Dare?"

"Hmph," Envy's lips stretched into a cunning smile, "Dare! Dare!" He cringed when a paper materialized in front of him. Grumbling, he snatched the note and read it.

Lay down on your back and tilt you head back, so that your nose opens upward.

Select a random member of the group. This player takes the pepper shaker and shakes it 5 complete times over your nostrils.

Envy frowned, "Say what?!" He peeked a closer look at the paper and narrowed his eyes when he heard Ed's snickers in the background. Envy huffed up at the nothingness, "This is ridiculous!"

"Sorry, mate," Truth echoed, "This is the human Truth or Dare."

"What, what?" Ed drew towards Envy, wiggling his brows, "Scared of pepper, are we?"

A vein snapped on Envy's forehead, his hands sticking to his hips, "What, Pipsqueak? Scared of growing in height, are we?"

Ed fumed, his fist clenching, "Goddamn you! Just pick someone already!"

Leaning his chin against his fist, Greed spun the bottle, bored. Everyone was eying it and different emotions crossed them as it started slowing down, nearing a stop.

And it stopped, pointing at Mei.

"Huh?!" Envy pursed his lips out, "That little rice ball?"

Mei jumped out, frowning, "Shut up! You're ugly! Now get on your back!"

Al arched his back and blinked, puzzled, "M-Mei-chan! What's with the offensive attitude?"

She started approaching him and he was simply confused. Eventually, he gave in with a snort and laid back, crossing his legs. "It's just pepper. However, it's something that you humans would whimper an entire day from."

Mei jumped on his stomach and suddenly he groaned, the others freezing briefly. He blinked, feeling a foreign object in his nose. She had just stuck the entire pepper shaker in there. He shot up, stretching his arms out in an attempt to grab her, but Mei had already jumped back, her cheeks puffed.

"What was that for?!" he hissed, forgetting for a moment about the shaker which he stuck out angrily, "I'm going to kill you for thi- ACHOO!"

"It was for the time when you tried to kill me!" Mei retorted.

"ACHOO!"


A/N: That was it! Who will receive a dare or truth next chapter? What will he or she choose? Dun, dun... Also, I'm taking dare/truth requests! Don't be shy.

Drop a review, if you want. :P