Integra stalked into her office moodily. Today's meeting had gone poorly to say the least. She yanked her chair back and sat down.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"
Integra all but flew onto her desk as the tiny black thing she had sat on let out a loud, pain filled mewl. It then leapt off the chair landed on its feet and shot into the corner where it curled up and continued whimpering and crying pathetically. She climbed off her desk slowly when the intruder made no move to do anything other than whimper in the corner. Said creature turned out to be a tiny black kitten which only looked up at her with wide hurt eyes.
Integra sighed loudly, walking over to it. All it did was try and push itself deeper into the corner. Integra ignored that and bent to pick up slowly only to freeze. She swore loudly when she realized what was going on. The kittens eyes were a deep glowing blood red and its front paws were white with the Hellsing insignia on them. Alucard. She wanted to pull out a gun and shoot him but he looked so adorable as a kitten. Integra sighed again picking up the fragile new version of her vampiric servant.
She sat down in her chair slowly making sure she was careful with the tiny little creature she was holding. She wanted to bash her head on her desk... a lot. First it was Bondage card then Alucard. Sure that was nice and simple right. Then came Vladcard, Doggycard and even Girlycard! For heaven's sakes couldn't the vampire pick an appearance that he liked? Then there was the possessing. Integra was sure the vampire had possessed everyone in the organization besides herself, Seras and Walter. And what the hell was she supposed to call this new version of her vampire servant?
Integra shook her head wearily, she just needed to relax, it had been a long and very stressful day. She looked down at the tiny kitten again. It looked at her with wide, innocent eyes. She smiled slightly before giving it a light pat. Kittycard purred happily, giving her hand a quick lick before trying to get her to pet him again.
