AN: This is a parody! Not meant to point at anyone or any FF in particular. It's a nice song I made using the same sort of set-up as Disney's "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me" Please, DO NOT take this as flaming or anything. It is a joke! Okay, thank you!

YO HOYO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME
WE ASK AND WONDER AND WE'RE TERRIBLY CUTE
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
WE'RE TAKEN HOSTAGE AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO

YO HO
YO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME
WE'RE EXTORTED WE'RE SNATCHED AND ARE GOOD IN THE SACK
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
WE'LL MARRY A MAN LIKE WILL, JAMES OR JACK
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO

YO HO
YO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME
OUR KISSES ARE DESCRIBED AS OUR FIRST AND WE PUT UP A FIGHT
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
WE STILL ACT LIKE WE'RE GRACIOUS AND HORRIBLY POLITE
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
WE'RE PRETTY, AND LUSTFUL, WELL-BRED AND KEEN
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
BUT WE'RE ALWAYS TAKEN BY A PIRATE 'HAS-BEEN'
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO

YO HO
YO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME
WE'RE ORPHANS AND BEAUTIES AND USE COMMON VOCAB
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
OUR ENEMIES ARE ALWAYS PUT DOWN WITH A GOOD STAB (FROM OUR GOOD OL' LOVE INTEREST)
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO

YO HO
YO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME
WE'RE FIERY AND PASHIONATE WITH A CUTLASS
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
TALKING WITH A TAD TOO MUCH SASS
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
WE'RE ORIGINAL, CREATIVE AND TO LOVE IS OUR GOAL
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO
BUT DAMN OUR ENEMY, THAT DREADED PLOT-HOLE!
THINK UP A PLOT-FILLER YO HO

YO HO
YO HO
A PERFECT LIFE FOR ME (repeat)