"i go." said dean adn went to a bar to drink purple nurples. he was upset for unknown raesons. wehn dean was finally gone sammywammy decided to make him happy like sunshine.
bakign like a real baker sam baked pie. he hummed his favrotie song, and took care of his hair not being baked into the pie becauese dean did not leik hair pie.
"baKinG pie for DeAny", he sang enthusiatsically, "sO DeanO will be HapPy."he made the pie eXTRA good so dean wuold be exTRA super hapepy.
when deaNO got back from his bender he was drunklike. "HYE SAMM", he yaWned, "whAt th e poop do i SMELL¿"
samm giggled like a 48-year-old college gurl. he had pepared a candle-light dinner for his brother and was glad dean coudl still smell. "i surpsrie you" he proudly announced louldy. "see i made yUo a dinner with pie and all yoi like".
dean kept sniffing pretendign to be a hound. "i knew i smelt pie" he barked as he walked toward his bro, his bowlegs malfunctionign now thatt he was alcoholically drunk. he stopped onLy 2 inhces away from samantha's face and laguhghed him in the eyes.
"u real nice", dean said, touhcing his brother's cheek with his thumb. "i made it i made deaner happy like a teletubby", sam thought jubilantly. he consideered giving dean a friendly kiss on his rosy puffy cheeks, but when he came close, dean burped him iN the mouth. "oH" dean chuckeld akwardly. samn pursed his lips and made an unamoosed face expression. "eat yoUr pie", he grunted.
dean stumbled towards the tabel and sat down, slightly burning his freckles on the candle. "oUcHie shitt" he yelled.
sammy ran over. "fUCKING hell dnea do not burn your frecklse away, i like them"
"faggot", dean pouted jokingly, "im allrighty"
"no nono nop lemme see your angel face" sam whispered as he placEd his hUGE hands gently on dean's haed.
deano looked at him withh his anime eyes wide open. "wait a sex", he figured, "are yuo gaY FOR REAL?"
"wHO whAt no" sam stammered nervuosly and threw his hands away as his bro's face came closer.
"you are", dean deduced, closeing his eyes a little becaose it made him feel cool-ish. sam could smell dean s purple nurple breath now. "i–" he started buT deanie's pink lips distracted him somehwo. sam was about to smASH his lips on dean's, when a word shot in his head lieik a bullet: inCEST. he panickked and backed off.
dean eyed him suspicioulsylly. then he took the epxensive silver fork and poeked sam in the tummy. "uFf" sam maed a choking noise "dUDe what teh purgatory?!"
his big brother ignroed him and started eatin g the pie with his mouth. thsi made samml angRy becazse no one pokes their baby bro with a fork. "do u liKE THE PIE NOW OR HWAT?" he frowned.
dena looked at him like a drunk. "deliciiosu" he promisde. "waNNA TASTE?"
saam's eyes lit up. "yo" he wanted to say, but deaNy's soft lips were alraedy pressed aginst his. sam shockingly openened his mouth. dean took the oppoortunitY to shove the pie into his brother's mouth cavity. "pie" sam thought, and "dAEN". he freed himself immedaeitely. "dean what was that."
"kiiissey" dean slurred draemily.
"im yuor mothERFUDGING BROTHER" sam blurted out, trying to hied his excitemnent.
dean said nothing becaues he had already faelln asleep on his pie.
sam thought about his life choices and plaeced a gentle kiss on dan's closed eye. "i liyke you", he mumbled. "i realyl liek you."
he then put his armani pajamsmas on and wen t to bed. his last thogught before he fell asleep was: "i dont give a stinkY pooop about incets"
