[b]hope my lame humor entertains you[b]

Jim raynor watched in horror as tasadars carrier sped towards the weakened overmind Beeing hit by scourges left and right but still heading on a direct path to the overmind. "Hey jim" said a voice out of thin air next to raynor's right arm right before Zaratuel appeared smiling as if he had just killed 10'000 zerglings with one swipe of his blade. "should we tell tasadar that even if he dose kill the overmind it will kill 70% of the protoss population and will be reincarnated". Suddenly a zelot burst through the shrubbery beside zaratuel and roared "Zaratuel its not to late to radio tasadar and tell him that he wont kill the overmind cause he is not a true dark templar". "Well let me think about it uhhhhh NO". "WHAT! replied the zealot "we must save tasadar" "I SAID NO! screamed Zaratuel "tasadar needs to learn his lesson that in the future he should think things through before acting in the future". "But sir Tasadar our hero will die!". "and that is a bad thing why?" "Because he is our hero and he has a sweet ride" "ok ok lets let the terrain get the deciding vote what do you say jimmy" "Well tasadar was helpful to me and he is trying to do a good deed but he still should as we humans say look before you leap but his carrier is sweet and that would suck if it got destroyed so lets save him and i'll radio him" Zaratuel in his 'you won this time but not not next time' mode silently passes him the radio. "Yo Tassadar hows it going dude what shaking" "Jimmy i have no time to answer your useless question and i am going scarifies my self to destroy the overmind" "Oh yeah that why i was calling i just was going to tell you that even if you destroy the overmind it will just get reincarnated" "Oh bloddy hell i hate wikipiedia!" Tasadars carrier tried to turn but flipped over and smashed into a sunken colony. "Well that didn't turn out as planned" stated jimmy "well ITS YOU FAULT ZARATUEL FOR NOT TELLING HIM ERLIER THEN WE COULD HAVE SAVED OUR HERO!" "Hey look on the bright side at least there is one less sunken colony protecting the overmind". Stated a smiling zaratuel

End of part 1