"Hey Derek!

Lacrosse practice is so BORRINGG! I'm Bored and I want a Latte..
Why I'm I telling you, you don't care.. Ignore this message..


Derek!

Have to do lab project with Danny, he's gay.
I've asked him if he finds me attractive, but he won't tell me!


Derek!

Lydia's hair smells of Strawberries and Peach Blossom..
It's so nice..


Derek!
Did you know that Werewolves can hear, things happening up to a mile away..
Of course you did you're a Werewolf, why am I asking you this..


Hey Derek!

I know it's 3 in morning, but I can't sleep..


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Derek!

Sorry about earlier I think I pocket dialled you. Ignore previous message..


Hey Derek..

Having Chinese tonight Kung Pow Chicken and Honey Chilli Beef, it's Good!


Hey (CHOMP) Derek!

Don't you (CHOMP), (CHOMP) ever (CHOMP) answer you (CHOMP) phone (CHOMP)?