AUTHOR'S NOTE: POKEY THE PENGUIN IS AN EDUCATIONAL CARTOON STARING POKEY AND THE HIS FRIENDS
ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE...
"HELLO POKEY!" SAID SMALL CHILD. "ARE WE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TODAY!"
"I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!" SAID POKEY THE PENGUIN. "YES."
ON POKEY'S AND SMALL CHILD'S ADVENTURES THEY MET A WALRUS
"I AM THE WALRUS POKEY" SAID THE WALRUS. "I REQUIRE TWENTY POUNDS OF NOTLEMON CHEESECAKE"
"I ONLY HAVE NINETEEN POINT NINE SEVEN POUNDS." SAID POKEY. "I WILL HAVE TO AQUIRE MORE."
SO POKEY LEFT TO FIND MORE CHEESECAKE...
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"SO... SAID THE SMALL CHILD "DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? ?"
"SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKENTO" SAID THE WALRUS.
ON POKEY'S JOURNEY HE MET MANY OLD FRIENDS SUCH AS...
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"HELLO MR. NUTTY! ! ! !" SAID POKEY "ARE YOU HERE IN SEARCH OF CHEESECAKE AS WELL?"
"GOOD DAY TO YOU POKEY, OLD BEAN!" SAID MR. NUTTY... "I AM NOT SEARCHING FOR CHEESECAKE, NOR AM I BURYING THE BODIES OF THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED THE PAST "
"HOORAY" SAID AN NOTUNKNOWN VOICE IN THE GROUND. "CAN I LEAVE NOW"
"SHUT... UP!" SAID MR. NUTTY "YOU ARE NOT HERE"
POKEY LOOKED LEFT...
POKEY LOOKED RIGHT!
POKEY LOOKED LEFT..!
"I MUST BE GOING NOW!" HE SAID. "THIS IS NOT A GOOD SPOT IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE FOR FINDING CHEESECAKE"
SO POKEY KEPT WALKING AND HE FOUND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS.
"POKEY!" SAID THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT."
"SKEPTOPOTAMUS YOU ARE KIND OF A ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER" SAID THE SMALL CHILTHE SMALL CHILD IS STILL WITH THE WALRUS TRY TO KEEP UP
SO ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, POKEY WITH WAS HIS FRIEND GUSTAVO.
"HELLO POKEY!" SAID GUSTAVO. "DO YOU PERHAPS REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF DEMOCRACY OR STALIN?"
COOKIE!
NOT LIKELY" SAID THE SKEPTOPOPOKEY THE PENGUIN. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND CHEESECAKE?"
"NO."
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE WALRUS.
"I AM NOT HUNGRY ANY MORE!" SAID THE WALRUS
THE END!
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