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Hello once again! Happy to say I have a new story for you all in dedication to Monty Oum. This one plays with a fan theory that while it is guaranteed to never be canon, shows a lot of evidence to support it. I will not tell you what it is until it is actually revealed so let's play a game, and I will only accept guesses in the reviews. Try and guess what the theory is before it is revealed, winner gets a shout out and maybe gets to help just a little in the next story to come. Anyways, enjoy the new story!

Ruby was many things. To some she was a loving member of a family. To others, she was a hyper active yet caring friend. To a select fewshe was a prodigy. To say that Ruby Rose should not be at Beacon, was to practically slap her in the face. Being the leader of a team and the wielder of one of the most dangerous weapons ever at the age of fifteen was something she prided herself on.

"Ruby, can I please have my arm back?" Ruby was pulled from her thoughts by her girlfriend and teammate, Blake.

"Sorry Blake, I didn't realize I was on your arm." Ruby apologized to the raven haired faunus.

"You're fine Ru, just hard to turn pages is all." Blake pulled Ruby into a more reading friendly position for herself as Ruby went back to her scroll. Ruby prided herself on many things, one of which was her sharp wit and tactical thinking, which had propelled her and her team to the top of the class.

"Hey sis! Dad called, uncle Qrow is going to be here soon." Yang, Ruby's sister, yelled from the bathroom.

"Yay! Think dad made him bring Zwei again?" Ruby asked no one in particular.

"I hope he does, Weiss would love to see the little guy again, wouldn't ya snowpea?" Yang asked stepping into the room.

"The fact that I like dogs and that you have one mean nothing to me Yang." Weiss shot back, quick to bury her face in notes again.

"Don't lie to me Weiss, we all know you love nothing more than Zwei when we have him here." Yang planted a kiss on Weiss's forehead, causing the heiress to blush intensely. Yang and Weiss had gotten together during their first month at Beacon. Yang's carefree and fiery attitude quickly thawed the cold heiress out of her shell, and had attracted her to Yang even faster. Blake and Ruby however had a more rocky start.

"Hey Blake, remember when we first met?" Ruby asked casually.

"Yes, I do. I still regret being such a pessimist about everything." Blake replied. Blake had been a very pessimistic person, and refused to even attempt to bond with Yang, despite being partners. Ruby's completely opposite attitude naturally clashed with the faunus, eventually leading to Blake's secret being brought out in front of everyone.

"Stop it. Besides, now you don't have to wear that bow anymore." Ruby giggled when the extra set of ears twitched at the mention of the bow.

"Please never mention that awful thing again, I would rather not be reminded of that irritating piece of fabric." Blake growled, but quickly stopped at Ruby's hand squeezing her own.

"It's all in the past, besides, they look cute. Why anyone would be mean to you is beyond me." Ruby said as she snuggled closer.

"Hey guys, come on, uncle Qrow should be here soon." Yang began to drag Weiss out of her chair, soon opting to carry the heiress over her shoulder, despite the shorter girls complaints.

"I am perfectly capable of walking on my own Xiao Long!" Weiss shouted, trying in vain to get the brawler to set her down. Following close behind, Ruby and Blake grinned at the white themed girl.

"You two are so dead later." Was all Weiss said before pointedly ignoring the two.

"So what is your uncle doing here anyways?" Blake asked, curious.

"Didn't say, but if I know him, it's to catch up with Ozpin again, and to probably make sure we haven't burned down the school." Ruby joked.

"Think he'll yell at us or congratulate us for winning that food fight?" Yang asked.

"Both, though I think he just likes to see miss Goodwitch get mad." Ruby and Yang both had known many of the professors at Beacon while they were kids. Qrow had brought them to visit Beacon when they were younger and the two had made regular trips to the school with their uncle.

"So what is your uncle like? You two haven't even shown us a picture of him before." Weiss asked as cool as possible given her current situation.

"Well just look at his favorite niece and you'll get a basic idea. Her mom and uncle Qrow were startlingly similar." Yang remarked, jerking her thumb to point at Ruby.

"Yeah, but I think I'm his favorite because I actually listened when he was teaching me." Ruby shot at Yang.

"Yeah but I already knew what I was doing, not much to go off of when most of your attacks are a punch or a kick." Yang defended.

"And yet you still live to this day. You surprise me more and more every day Yang." Blake face palmed at her partners crude reply.

"You would miss me if I was gone and you know it."

"Debatable." The other three said in unison.

"What ever. Looks like we beat uncle Qrow here, awesome!" Yang fist pumped as she set Weiss back on her feet.

"Not by much though, that must be his ship there." Ruby pointed to the incoming transport as it descended.

"Oh by the way, you may want to brace yourselves, you two are definitely not ready for his full force." Ruby remarked as she stood by Yang.

"What do you mean?" Weiss asked, but what cut short as a black blur sped from the door to her teammates.

"There's my nieces. Beacon is still standing I see." Qrow had the two in a playful hold as he caught sight of their teammates.

"And these must be the girlfriends I've been hearing about. I recognize the Schnee, but who's the faunus?" Qrow asked, grinning like an idiot.

"Thats Blake, she's mine, Weiss is with Yang." Ruby managed to wrestle out of her uncles death grip.

"Please to meet you, mister Branwen." Weiss greeted with a curtsy.

"Oh please dust never do that again, just call me Qrow. I can barely stand it when my students call me that, let alone my nieces girlfriend. And you must be Blake?" Qrow asked turning to the black themed girl.

"Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you." Blake extended her hand, but was caught off guard when he went instead for a bear hug, though more bearable than Yang's.

"Told you. What and how much was it this time?" Yang asked her uncle.

"Why, whatever do you mean?" Qrow asked, looking surprised.

"The flask, now what's in it this time?" Yang asked, adopting a sterner voice.

"Oh fine, some cheap piss they tried to sell as whiskey." Qrow replied, caving.

"So not as bad as the time you tried to sneak fireball into Ruby's eighth birthday, alright." Yang nodded, smiling again.

"Do we even want to know?" Blake asked, shocked.

"He is a bit of an alcoholic, though it really only serves to keep him from destroying an entire city block on accident. It keeps his semblance in check, though he sobers up surprisingly fast." Yang explained.

"He once thought it would be a good idea to sneak some fireball into my birthday party, mainly for himself, though that went out the window as soon as I found it. Literally." Ruby explained further.

"Your dad was so pissed that he threw it out the window along with me. Good times." Qrow ran his hand through his hair before turning towards the school.

"You two keep out of trouble, I have to go and see Ozpin now, apparently I get to track down some poor bastard." Qrow waved as he walked away.

"Well that was, interesting, to say the least." Weiss shook herself from the shock of the story.

"I'll say. But fireball? Really?" Blake asked, still not believing the story.

"Oh yeah, fresh bottle too." Ruby answered before laying down on the grass.

"Anyone up for a picnic?" Weiss asked.

"Yes!" Ruby and Yang both answered as the cloaked girl shot up at the mention of food.

"Then lets go get some lunch." Weiss and Blake both left, leaving the family duo to catch up.

AN/ And done! Saying this right now but it's going to be another AU style, and until volume three ends, I probably won't follow canon that close. Plot will thicken later in the story so stick around. And remember to take a guess at what fan theory I'm following here, I will come up with some kind of reward. Until next time, have a great day!