A Weeks Worth Of Morning Greetings to Harry From Uncle Vernon

Sunday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Why are you so skinny?" demanded Uncle Vernon.

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Monday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Comb your hair!" barked Uncle Vernon.

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Tuesday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Fix those glasses, boy. Your Aunt and I paid money for them!" yelled Uncle Vernon.

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Wednesday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Go back to your cupboard, you're grounded!" bellowed Uncle Vernon.

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Thursday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Did anyone else hear anything just then?" asked Uncle Vernon.

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Friday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Do something about that scar," grumbled Uncle Vernon.

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Saturday

"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."

"Shut up," ordered Uncle Vernon.


There may possibly be a weeks worth of questions and answers from Harry to Aunt Petunia, and comebacks from Harry to Dudley's insults.