A Weeks Worth Of Morning Greetings to Harry From Uncle Vernon
Sunday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Why are you so skinny?" demanded Uncle Vernon.
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Monday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Comb your hair!" barked Uncle Vernon.
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Tuesday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Fix those glasses, boy. Your Aunt and I paid money for them!" yelled Uncle Vernon.
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Wednesday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Go back to your cupboard, you're grounded!" bellowed Uncle Vernon.
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Thursday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Did anyone else hear anything just then?" asked Uncle Vernon.
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Friday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Do something about that scar," grumbled Uncle Vernon.
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Saturday
"Good morning, Uncle Vernon."
"Shut up," ordered Uncle Vernon.
There may possibly be a weeks worth of questions and answers from Harry to Aunt Petunia, and comebacks from Harry to Dudley's insults.
