A silver eyed android pointed down the hole. "It is down there." He said.
The group looked down at the hole. All they saw was a small white rabbit.
"Where?" GLaDOS said.
"There!" The android said.
"Behind the rabbit?" Wheatley said confused.
"It is rabbit!" It said in complete fear.
The group looked at the obviously insane android.
"Really it is!" The android said. "It's the most foul tempered rabbit you've ever laid eyes on!"
GLaDOS rolled her eyes.
Rick ran past the group. "LEEEERRRROOOOYYY JEEEENNK-!" He was cut off as his head was separated from his should to the other's horror.
"RICK!" Wheatley said before rallying the others.
* * Several minutes later * *
The group, three fewer, regrouped.
"Alright, who did we lose?" Wheatley said, nursing a bitten shoulder.
"Fact: We lost androids 452, 625, and 134." The pink haired android said.
"That's five." Wheatley said.
"Three, Wheatley." Chell said.
"Right, three." He replied. "What do we do? We need to get the Scientific Plans."
"Fact: we could taunt the rabbit." The pink haired android said. "Fact: it could become so crossed it would make a mistake?"
"Wait, we have the Lemony Hand Grenade of Aperture." C.C. said in a rare moment of adultness. "Don't you usually have it?" He turned to the violet haired android.
Morality paused. "I have it."
"How does it work?" Wheatley said as GLaDOS held out her hand.
Morality pulled out the box and handed the Lemony Hand Grenade of Aperture. "You pull the pin, count to three and toss it."
"Right then." GLaDOS said. She pulled the pin. "One, two, five!"
"Three, GLaDOS!" Chell said.
"Three!" She tossed it.
The group ducked.
*BOOM*
Lemon juice and blood coated the walls of the hole.
"Now we can continue." GLaDOS said and jumped down the hole.
Plot bunny inspired by several things.
King Arthur's inability to count to three in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Valve's inability to count to three and the Lemon Rant.
The Lemony Hand Grenade of Aperture replaces the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch; as does the Scientific Plans replace the Holy Grail.
Rick is the one that gets his head removed because he would be the one who ran in without a plan.
Scene is the Killer Rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Awesome movie, go check it out.
Uhh… What else to say… Nothing else really.
May add more scenes.
