Song from The Muppet Christmas Carol
Trent: When a cold wind blows, it chills you
Chills you to the bone
Gwen: But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone
Cody: It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge
Lindsay: And the worst of the worst
Beth: The most hated and cursed
Both: Is the one that we call Chris
Katie: Unkind as any
Sadie: And the wrath of many
Both: This is Chris McLean
All: Oh, there goes mr. Humbug
There goes mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him
Noah: Old Chris just loves his money, 'cause he thinks it gives him power
Owen: If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour
All: There goes mr. Skin Flint
There goes mr. Greed
Shawn: The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
Dave: He charges us a fortune for our dark and drafty houses
Sky: We all live in misery
Dawn: It's even worse for the mice
Ella: He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
He's really a victim of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside
Nah!
All: There goes mr. Outrage
There goes mr. Sneer
Izzy: He's got no time for friends or fun
Eva: His anger makes that clear
Zoey: Don't ask him for a favor, 'cause his nastiness increases
Bridgette: No crust of bread for those in need
DJ: No cheeses for the mice
All: There goes mr. Heartless
There goes mr. cruel
Cameron: He never gives, he only takes
He lets his hunger rule
Mike: If being mean's a way of life, he practiced and rehearsed
Jasmine: And all of that work is paying off
Rodney: 'Cause Chris is getting worse
All: Everyday, in every way, Chris is getting worse!
