Song from The Muppet Christmas Carol


Trent: When a cold wind blows, it chills you

Chills you to the bone

Gwen: But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone

Cody: It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge

Lindsay: And the worst of the worst

Beth: The most hated and cursed

Both: Is the one that we call Chris

Katie: Unkind as any

Sadie: And the wrath of many

Both: This is Chris McLean

All: Oh, there goes mr. Humbug

There goes mr. Grim

If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him

Noah: Old Chris just loves his money, 'cause he thinks it gives him power

Owen: If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour

All: There goes mr. Skin Flint

There goes mr. Greed

Shawn: The undisputed master of the underhanded deed

Dave: He charges us a fortune for our dark and drafty houses

Sky: We all live in misery

Dawn: It's even worse for the mice

Ella: He must be so lonely

He must be so sad

He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad

He's really a victim of fear and of pride

Look close and there must be a sweet man inside

Nah!

All: There goes mr. Outrage

There goes mr. Sneer

Izzy: He's got no time for friends or fun

Eva: His anger makes that clear

Zoey: Don't ask him for a favor, 'cause his nastiness increases

Bridgette: No crust of bread for those in need

DJ: No cheeses for the mice

All: There goes mr. Heartless

There goes mr. cruel

Cameron: He never gives, he only takes

He lets his hunger rule

Mike: If being mean's a way of life, he practiced and rehearsed

Jasmine: And all of that work is paying off

Rodney: 'Cause Chris is getting worse

All: Everyday, in every way, Chris is getting worse!