Alright, this is our FIRST fic...
Our ACTUAL first fic, the first of a multi-chappie story will come out tomorrow...
By 'our', we mean...well, us...
We're two identical twin girls who love yaoi and share this account...
Our names are driey and draic...
Anyway, we know it's terrible, but we hope you like!
And so we go...
Disclamer: It's Christmas Eve, god damnit! Are you trying to make us cry? Fine, we'll say it...*sobs and hides face behing hands* We *sob* do-on't-t ow-n it! *sobs* O-oda-s-sensie d-does! *bawls*
*takes a deep breath*
Okay, now that that's over...
Warnings: Fluff, Implied Relationships, Language, Songfic, AU
Story [normal]
Song [Italics]
Let's just get this over and done with...
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Let It Snow
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Oh the weather outside is frightful,
"Oi, shit-cook. The news said we'll be snowed in tomorow. Some major storm or something."
But the fire is so delightful,
"So come over to my place for the night and we'll turn on the shitty old fireplace and watch shitty Christmas specials."
And since we've no place to go,
"You're in luck, shit-cook. I'm free, I'll be there in ten."
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
"Alright. Don't get lost, shitty marimo. Try to get here before the storm starts and we're buried ten feet deep. And for kami's sake, use the GPS I gave you for your birthday last year!"
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
"Sanji! Look outside! We're totally snowed in and it looks like it's around eight feet deep and it's still coming down!"
And I've brought some corn for popping.
"So you're staying here for the night. What's new? Now go in the kitchen and put on some popcorn. It's to your left, shitty swordsman. Hurry up, the movie's going to start."
The lights are turned way down low,
"Stupid, fucking power outage. I'll go get some candles."
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
"I'll go check the main power switch. Shitty snow."
When we finally kiss goodnight,
"Night, ero-cook. I'm stealing your bed for the night."
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
"Great. Stupid shitty marimo. At least you won't be complaining about freezing your shitty ass off in the shitty snow."
But if you'll really hold me tight,
"Oi. I said I was sleeping in your bed. I never said that you couldn't sleep in it too. Now if you don't want me to complain about freezing my ass off, get your ass into bed and warm me up."
All the way home I'll be warm.
"Shitty marimo. Fine, I'm coming. But don't expect me to keep your shitty ass warm during the ride home tomorow."
The fire is slowly dying,
"Fuck! We forgot to pu out the fireplace!."
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing,
"Night, shitty marimo. Don't steal the blankets again."
But as long as you love me so,
"Love you, too. Night, shit-cook. I'll let you have the blankets if I don't wake up on the floor tomorrow morning."
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
"Shitty snow."
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Hope you didn't suffer from fluff overload...
Well, review please, and tell us what you thought..
Flame and get flamed back...and we've got quite the mouths on us for a pair of seventeen year olds...
If you hate yaio, why are you reading this?
We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas,...
and Zoro and Sanji in some compromising positions! ;P
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
R&R PLEASE!
